Stupid But Stupid

My colleague and I were talking about handwriting and he remarked that my handwriting was "cute" and went on to his supposed punch line that "cute" was "ugly but adorable".

Okay, what I want to say is that this has been an issue that has been bugging me for some time.

I want to know which idiot was it that told his idiot friend who told his idiot friend who told his idiot friend who told his idiot friend *inhales deeply, then pauses* that 'cute' meant "ugly but adorable".

FIRSTLY

cute –adjective

1.	attractive, esp. in a dainty way; pleasingly pretty: a cute child; a cute little apartment.

2.	affectedly or mincingly pretty or clever; precious: The child has acquired some intolerably cute mannerisms.

3.	mentally keen; clever; shrewd.

–adverb

4.	Informal. in a cute, charming, or amusing way; cutely: In this type of movie the boy and girl always meet cute.

–noun

5.	the cutes, Informal. self-consciously cute mannerisms or appeal; affected coyness: The young actress has a bad case of the cutes.

Try finding "ugly but adorable" inside for me please. I must need a pair of new spectacles because, by golly, I cant seem to find it!

SECONDLY

adorable –adjective

1.	very attractive or delightful; charming: What an adorable hat!

2.	worthy of being adored.

Being adorable means being attractive, as seen from above. So therefore I find it hard to imagine someone, or something that looks like a piece of shit in the rain, yet still be attractive.

Thus yet again proving "ugly but adorable" to be quite a mind blowing concept.

If any of you have believed this nonsense before, then you can consider yourselves
OWNED.