Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Crazy

Okay I just had the weirdest experience. I called this woman who was on my list of people to call and tell them their membership is about to expire. I called her and she asked how much the renewal would be and when I told her it was ten bucks, she started complaining about how much it was xyz years ago, like 1.) I gave a fuck and 2.) Like I could do anything about the costs. So after apologizing for that something which was entirely not my fault, I jokingly said "maybe ill ask my boss why" and happily ended the call with her.

But guess what? She called me back to complain about a little spat she had with some stupid committee boss's wife. She went on and on and on with absolutely NO POINT in her call. Then after lambasting the other woman she said,"ya like that lo. Just to let you know"

WHAT THE FUCK. Like hello, do I look like, or sound like your fucking solicitor? WHY do you call me and waste 15 minutes of my life telling me about a bitch thats your problem? But dont be mistaken, Im not angry. Im just awed. Stunned. Amazed, at this woman who thinks that maybe shes made a connection with me and feels like she has to share her life story with me. Oh my heart is melting into a puddle of cum. I dont really know what to feel because, wow its crazy....

2 comments:

Winsor said...

ben now holds the phone to Aunt Agony hotline..

MouldyBread said...

auntie holds the phone to tinkle friend