Omg I just talked to the HOTTEST sounding girl in a long time. Shes got that kinda "err" voice that I go crazy for.
Okay let me demonstrate. Say "ahhhhhhhhh" and hold the sound for 5 seconds. Then change the sound to "errrr" in the same way you pronounce "a" in "a boy". Then lower the tone, making it deeper as you go till it sounds like its "bubbling", like "er-er-er-er-er-er-er" kind.
K I know this sounds really disgusting and retarded when you describe it like that but, really, its HOT.
Her name is Jolene ^^ lol
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Why You Will Never Find Your Other Half
Okay, lets begin by stating that communication is of utmost importance in a relationship and it is upon this fact that my calculations will be based on. Lets also assume that, for calculations sake, that the IQ of the person you want to find, has to be same as, or above yours.
Furthermore, lets assume that you have a slightly above average IQ of 110, which would mean you are in the top 25 percentile of the human population (which is still quite sad ;p)
Now, from the July 2008 figures acquired from the Central Intelligence Agency, Singapore has a population of 4608167. Thats near 5mil.
If you were in the top 25%, that would mean there are 1152041 (4608167/4) people with an IQ of 110 and above, and therefore able to hold a decent conversation with you.
Out of this 1152041, 576020 (1152041/2) would be of the opposite sex. (Statistics show the men:women ratio in singapore about the same)
Out of this 576020, 75% are chinese, making the figure 432015 (576020 x 75/100).
Out of this 432015, 16% are within the age group of 20-30, making the figure 69122. Even if you wanna be open minded to dating younger people 15-25, the figure would be about the same.
And assuming the number of chinese speaking people: english speaking people is 1:1 (even though we all know there are much more chinese speaking peeps around), that would mean that there are only 34561 possible candidates.
So now we have our final number of 34561. Thats quite a huge reduction from five mil to thirty thousand huh?
Now lets also assume that you meet 1 new person a day. Thats quite a huge amount when you think about it, cuz that would mean you meet 365 people a year. Which is many many more times the amount of people *I* meet.
So that means, every day of your life, you have [(13824/4608167)x100] around 0.3% chance of meeting the right person. And that doesnt even include your character compatibility cuz I dont know how that could be factored in. If it IS, then you might have around a 0% chance of meeting the right person for you.
So that is why, youll never find your other half. Good luck though! =D
EDITORS NOTE: The author acknowledges that this article was entirely tongue-in-cheek, and does not claim any responsibility for any physical or mental harm to any individual, including attempts at suicide and/or bouts of depression caused by the reading of this article.
Furthermore, lets assume that you have a slightly above average IQ of 110, which would mean you are in the top 25 percentile of the human population (which is still quite sad ;p)
Now, from the July 2008 figures acquired from the Central Intelligence Agency, Singapore has a population of 4608167. Thats near 5mil.
If you were in the top 25%, that would mean there are 1152041 (4608167/4) people with an IQ of 110 and above, and therefore able to hold a decent conversation with you.
Out of this 1152041, 576020 (1152041/2) would be of the opposite sex. (Statistics show the men:women ratio in singapore about the same)
Out of this 576020, 75% are chinese, making the figure 432015 (576020 x 75/100).
Out of this 432015, 16% are within the age group of 20-30, making the figure 69122. Even if you wanna be open minded to dating younger people 15-25, the figure would be about the same.
And assuming the number of chinese speaking people: english speaking people is 1:1 (even though we all know there are much more chinese speaking peeps around), that would mean that there are only 34561 possible candidates.
So now we have our final number of 34561. Thats quite a huge reduction from five mil to thirty thousand huh?
Now lets also assume that you meet 1 new person a day. Thats quite a huge amount when you think about it, cuz that would mean you meet 365 people a year. Which is many many more times the amount of people *I* meet.
So that means, every day of your life, you have [(13824/4608167)x100] around 0.3% chance of meeting the right person. And that doesnt even include your character compatibility cuz I dont know how that could be factored in. If it IS, then you might have around a 0% chance of meeting the right person for you.
So that is why, youll never find your other half. Good luck though! =D
EDITORS NOTE: The author acknowledges that this article was entirely tongue-in-cheek, and does not claim any responsibility for any physical or mental harm to any individual, including attempts at suicide and/or bouts of depression caused by the reading of this article.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Unnecessary Censorship
This is one of the most funniest episodes! You HAVE to watch it!
Fuck you, baby! Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahha!
Fuck you, baby! Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahha!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
10 More Days
And Ill be out of here. I cant wait! No more (in no particular order of dislike):
1.) Taking shit from madam teo. (Doing work for her so she can talk to her friends on the phone and putting up with her 2hour breaks. Not to mention listening to her bitch about shit she doesnt know anything about)
2.) Taking shit from utterly stupid and unreasonable customers.
3.) Listening to williams fail-sarcasm.
4.) Pretending to be friendly to committee members that are nowhere as important as they think they are.
5.) Trainers that fuck me up with their last minute changes.
6.) Shit-ass OnePA, which beats the record of worst intranet experienced. CMS follows second.
But then again Ill be missing (in no particular order of fondness):
1.) Jon, one of my managers, for his views on the state of affairs in singapore, as well as the occasional pizza treat.
2.) Hattas incessant bitching about the state of affairs in the office, his state of affairs, and the state of affairs of Everything. Not to mention his talking to himself and laughing all of a sudden, like a maniac.
3.) Shan going on and on about cars, from which I learnt quite a bit. Not to mention being the only person there my age.
4.) Rozi, with whom I can have an intelligent conversation from time to time. Shes gone too though.
5.) Mdm Ho, for teaching me cantonese, and crapping with.
6.) Callis, one of my managers, for calling me on the phone whenever theres a crazy customer (and I mean the mental hospital kind) and saying ,"Ben, I think that guys crazy. You better be careful. What does he want?"
7.) Mr Tan, another manager, who I rarely speak to but who covers up for many of my money-related mistakes. I still havent heard from him what happened to the missing $200 that time...
8.) Andy, for covering up for me too and being the all-around mr.nice guy.
9.) Mr Kok Liang, for coming to the e-club and searching for "David Beckham XXX" and thinking me and shan dont know about it.
You know, this job really isnt that bad. Looking at this list Ive made, its easy to see that the people you work with really make or break your job happiness level.
All in all, it wasnt a real bad first job experience. I mean, first real job excluding those 1 week stints at random places.
1.) Taking shit from madam teo. (Doing work for her so she can talk to her friends on the phone and putting up with her 2hour breaks. Not to mention listening to her bitch about shit she doesnt know anything about)
2.) Taking shit from utterly stupid and unreasonable customers.
3.) Listening to williams fail-sarcasm.
4.) Pretending to be friendly to committee members that are nowhere as important as they think they are.
5.) Trainers that fuck me up with their last minute changes.
6.) Shit-ass OnePA, which beats the record of worst intranet experienced. CMS follows second.
But then again Ill be missing (in no particular order of fondness):
1.) Jon, one of my managers, for his views on the state of affairs in singapore, as well as the occasional pizza treat.
2.) Hattas incessant bitching about the state of affairs in the office, his state of affairs, and the state of affairs of Everything. Not to mention his talking to himself and laughing all of a sudden, like a maniac.
3.) Shan going on and on about cars, from which I learnt quite a bit. Not to mention being the only person there my age.
4.) Rozi, with whom I can have an intelligent conversation from time to time. Shes gone too though.
5.) Mdm Ho, for teaching me cantonese, and crapping with.
6.) Callis, one of my managers, for calling me on the phone whenever theres a crazy customer (and I mean the mental hospital kind) and saying ,"Ben, I think that guys crazy. You better be careful. What does he want?"
7.) Mr Tan, another manager, who I rarely speak to but who covers up for many of my money-related mistakes. I still havent heard from him what happened to the missing $200 that time...
8.) Andy, for covering up for me too and being the all-around mr.nice guy.
9.) Mr Kok Liang, for coming to the e-club and searching for "David Beckham XXX" and thinking me and shan dont know about it.
You know, this job really isnt that bad. Looking at this list Ive made, its easy to see that the people you work with really make or break your job happiness level.
All in all, it wasnt a real bad first job experience. I mean, first real job excluding those 1 week stints at random places.
Hello Panda Is Propaganda
So is it just me or did Hello Panda (the biscuit with choc inside) just change their biscuits to a panda face shape? They were just round the previous time right?
I havent eaten it in a loooong time, so I dunno how long ago this change happened, but I somehow I smell Beijing behind it. I think they must have paid meiji to make these as a symbol of their olympic triumph or something.
CONSPIRACIES ARE EVERYWHERE!
I havent eaten it in a loooong time, so I dunno how long ago this change happened, but I somehow I smell Beijing behind it. I think they must have paid meiji to make these as a symbol of their olympic triumph or something.
CONSPIRACIES ARE EVERYWHERE!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
He's Alive!
Haha, today I saw the old man who came in a few weeks ago to ask me what bus to take to JB. I was kinda hoping he would get lost and never find his way back to Bishan, but oh well.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Committee Members Are Stupid
Okay like, you all know when theres like, an official meeting of some sort right, theres always this person that has to do minutes right? And just in case you dont know what minutes are, its a record of what was said during the meeting and who said it.
So there was this meeting going on a few days back and I was tasked with turning the written minutes into a MS word file. That was a supposed to be an easy job, if not for the fact that I was trying so hard to figure out what the fuck that idiot copying down the minutes and also that I was laughing my ass off.
Here are some samples under the "complaints" section:
1.) Wheel car needs a lift.
I was stoned when I saw that. What the fuck is a wheel car? Is that like a wheel chair? Or is it just the first time he's seen a car with wheels and therefore has to call it a wheel-car and not a, say, hover-car. And where do you need to bring this wheel car to anyway? When I need a lift to school, I would obviously be going to school, right? So where would the wheel car need a lift to?
MY FINAL TRANSLATION: The wheel chair bound citizens of bishan may need elevators to move about with greater ease.
2.) Dirty smell in the lift aft clening
Well, the first thing that hits you is that "cleaning" is spelt wrongly. The second thing you may wonder is how exactly a "dirty smell" smells like. Then the third thing youd wonder is what the lift was cleaned with if it smells worse after cleaning.
MY FINAL TRANSLATION: Dirty smell in the lift after cleaning. (I just copied it. I had no idea how to decipher something like that.)
3.) Bees found in the blok and fly into the unit and stunk the kids, appear in the morning.
K, this was by far the best one and it had me in stiches lol. When I read "stunk the kids" i howled with laughter and was told to shut up by my colleague ;p So like, the kids appeared in the morning and were stunk by bees? Or did the bees appear in the morning to do some stunking? Hahah!
MY FINAL TRANSLATION: Bees were found in the block and children were stung by them.
So there was this meeting going on a few days back and I was tasked with turning the written minutes into a MS word file. That was a supposed to be an easy job, if not for the fact that I was trying so hard to figure out what the fuck that idiot copying down the minutes and also that I was laughing my ass off.
Here are some samples under the "complaints" section:
1.) Wheel car needs a lift.
I was stoned when I saw that. What the fuck is a wheel car? Is that like a wheel chair? Or is it just the first time he's seen a car with wheels and therefore has to call it a wheel-car and not a, say, hover-car. And where do you need to bring this wheel car to anyway? When I need a lift to school, I would obviously be going to school, right? So where would the wheel car need a lift to?
MY FINAL TRANSLATION: The wheel chair bound citizens of bishan may need elevators to move about with greater ease.
2.) Dirty smell in the lift aft clening
Well, the first thing that hits you is that "cleaning" is spelt wrongly. The second thing you may wonder is how exactly a "dirty smell" smells like. Then the third thing youd wonder is what the lift was cleaned with if it smells worse after cleaning.
MY FINAL TRANSLATION: Dirty smell in the lift after cleaning. (I just copied it. I had no idea how to decipher something like that.)
3.) Bees found in the blok and fly into the unit and stunk the kids, appear in the morning.
K, this was by far the best one and it had me in stiches lol. When I read "stunk the kids" i howled with laughter and was told to shut up by my colleague ;p So like, the kids appeared in the morning and were stunk by bees? Or did the bees appear in the morning to do some stunking? Hahah!
MY FINAL TRANSLATION: Bees were found in the block and children were stung by them.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Only The Similar Will Coexist
Argh I didnt see Tiger when I was opening the main entrance door and he was right behind it. I banged into him (lightly, thank goodness) and he MEOWR'ed at me :( Awww my poor heart is broken.
So anyways I was at my favourite leaning spot in the mert and there was this girl beside me complaining about her boyfriend (presumably) to this other guy. What really caught my attention was that the whore wasnt complaining about the usual things, i.e. penis-too-small, never-pays-me-enough-attention etc. She was complaing about how he was falling further apart from his religion, in that he prayed less often and read his scriptures less often (which, in my narrow-mindedness, made me assume he's buddhist).
So then that got me thinking. Cuz like, would *I* be able to stand a gf who believes in something entirely different from me? I mean, what if shes foolish enough, heaven forbid, to try to convert me? (Of course, its arguable that if she were that stupid we wouldnt be together in the first place)
Can I stand someone whos naive enough to believe in a:
1.) Perfect God who can actually create a seemingly imperfect world?
OR
2.) God who created something imperfect (us) and force it to be perfect? (Failure of this impossibility leading to annihilation)
OR
3.) Cycle of debt that you are born into with the sole purpose in life to work off that debt?
I mean, yeah, we should tolerate other beliefs, sure. But notice I say TOLERATE, and not ACCEPT. And my tolerate I mean "put up with". So am I going to "tolerate" her naivete for all the years of our marriage and she "tolerating" my supposed atheism?
And what about our children? Sure, Id like to give my children the freedom to choose, but surely if you were a christian mom youd force your kids to church whether they like it or not. So much for me letting them choose huh?
FUN FACT: If you shampoo a head with 3mm of hair and run your hand through real quick, you can actually see a shower of snow!
So anyways I was at my favourite leaning spot in the mert and there was this girl beside me complaining about her boyfriend (presumably) to this other guy. What really caught my attention was that the whore wasnt complaining about the usual things, i.e. penis-too-small, never-pays-me-enough-attention etc. She was complaing about how he was falling further apart from his religion, in that he prayed less often and read his scriptures less often (which, in my narrow-mindedness, made me assume he's buddhist).
So then that got me thinking. Cuz like, would *I* be able to stand a gf who believes in something entirely different from me? I mean, what if shes foolish enough, heaven forbid, to try to convert me? (Of course, its arguable that if she were that stupid we wouldnt be together in the first place)
Can I stand someone whos naive enough to believe in a:
1.) Perfect God who can actually create a seemingly imperfect world?
OR
2.) God who created something imperfect (us) and force it to be perfect? (Failure of this impossibility leading to annihilation)
OR
3.) Cycle of debt that you are born into with the sole purpose in life to work off that debt?
I mean, yeah, we should tolerate other beliefs, sure. But notice I say TOLERATE, and not ACCEPT. And my tolerate I mean "put up with". So am I going to "tolerate" her naivete for all the years of our marriage and she "tolerating" my supposed atheism?
And what about our children? Sure, Id like to give my children the freedom to choose, but surely if you were a christian mom youd force your kids to church whether they like it or not. So much for me letting them choose huh?
FUN FACT: If you shampoo a head with 3mm of hair and run your hand through real quick, you can actually see a shower of snow!
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Joke?
Funny
Teacher: Do you smoke?
John: No.
Teacher: Do you drink?
John: No.
Teacher: Do you do drugs?
John: No.
Teacher: Well then thats good. You dont have any bad habits.
John: Not really, I love to tell lies.
Not So Funny
If John loves to tell lies, he could be lying about not doing all the 3 bad habits and could therefore be doing them. But he could also be lying about loving to tell lies, in which case would mean hes telling the truth and not doing the 3 bad habits.
But then if what he said were true, then his last statement would be true and he would love to tell lies, and therefore be doing all the 3 bad habits. But then again, if what he said were true then he could be lying about lying and so on and so forth.
See how I can take a "joke" and turn it into a something like this lol
Teacher: Do you smoke?
John: No.
Teacher: Do you drink?
John: No.
Teacher: Do you do drugs?
John: No.
Teacher: Well then thats good. You dont have any bad habits.
John: Not really, I love to tell lies.
Not So Funny
If John loves to tell lies, he could be lying about not doing all the 3 bad habits and could therefore be doing them. But he could also be lying about loving to tell lies, in which case would mean hes telling the truth and not doing the 3 bad habits.
But then if what he said were true, then his last statement would be true and he would love to tell lies, and therefore be doing all the 3 bad habits. But then again, if what he said were true then he could be lying about lying and so on and so forth.
See how I can take a "joke" and turn it into a something like this lol
INDESTRUCTIBLE
Disturbed has a new album! Its called Indestructible and has once again hit number #1 on a few charts!
Ho yeah Im already erm, doing a certain transfer of information which will end up in their new album in my computer (I didnt say anything about downloading ah) and I CANT WAIT.
You might ask, why wouldnt I want to buy the CD to support them? Well, the answer is that their type of metal is the type of metal that when it sounds good it makes you wish you were in a concert with them jumping up and down, but when it sounds bad its just noisy death grunts that dont really make any sense to me, thats why I dont intend to get an album where theres a possibility where I might dislike half the songs there.
Anyway, heres a nice live clip of them. Its definitely not for the uninitiated metal people.
Ho yeah Im already erm, doing a certain transfer of information which will end up in their new album in my computer (I didnt say anything about downloading ah) and I CANT WAIT.You might ask, why wouldnt I want to buy the CD to support them? Well, the answer is that their type of metal is the type of metal that when it sounds good it makes you wish you were in a concert with them jumping up and down, but when it sounds bad its just noisy death grunts that dont really make any sense to me, thats why I dont intend to get an album where theres a possibility where I might dislike half the songs there.
Anyway, heres a nice live clip of them. Its definitely not for the uninitiated metal people.
Monday, July 7, 2008
Come Party At My House
I invite you guys to come to my place, in 2018. I mean, assuming that the human race hasnt destroyed ourselves by pissing off Mother Nature more then we already have, or we havent nuked ourselves to kingdom come.
Come, let me take you on a tour of my place, close your eyes and be right here with me.
Well first of, its on the 38th story, so ill try to install some Linkin Park as the elevator music so you guys dont get so bored on your way up k?
The first thing youll see when you enter my house is my 60 inch TV. Jessica Alba is shashaying on the screen and youll probably wonder why she looks as though shes going to walk out of the screen. The tech freaks will probably notice that I dont really have a monitor for my computer, but thats only because my CPU is linked to the TV, so I can play World of Starcraft (itll be out by then) on my sofa.
Then ill teach you guys how to switch channels on my TV with a wave of your fingers like in Minority Report so you guys can choose from the 5601 channels worldwide, including live telecasts of Osama from Afghanistan and Eskimo porn from where ever poles they're from (we can learn how to have sex in the cold)
A few of you people who like to look at some nice scenery would probably wander to the balcony to take a look at the view from a 38th floor house.
Then youd look out and see something like this....
Have a seat by the window, you command the view of the entire country. Chat with me, or any of our other friends at the top of the world, literally. But as the barrages of verbiage grow tiresome after a while, fret not! For there are plenty of other opportunities to kill time where I live. Oh and speaking of verbiage, how about a sanctuary for the withering mind?
This is my world within a room. Revisit Tatooine with Luke Skywalker, travel to exotic destinations with Napolean or lose yourself in Victorian poetry whilst reclining on the bed-like sofa (which, I admit, kind of defeats the purpose of the room if all youre ever going to do is fall asleep).
Of course, if youre really that sleepy we have the pool room for you to get your ass moving.
Dont worry, the room is big enough for a 9 foot table (or even an actual billard table), so the pseudo pros wont be complaining about how an 8 foot is too small. You guys can always come over and play a game for free when Im in. Of course, I WILL be in most of the time, considering my occupation.
We have the piano room just beside the pool room. Its got that automated ghost playing thingy if you just want to listen to music without anyone actually playing. ^^
Well, thats pretty much it. Man, if that doesnt keep you guy occupied for the entire day then I dont know what will. You can take a swim though, at the pool downstairs, or wash your filth off in the shower. Youre not allowed in the hot tub though. Thats strictly for personal use only.
Well, see you guys there! The invitation has been extended ^^
Come, let me take you on a tour of my place, close your eyes and be right here with me.
Well first of, its on the 38th story, so ill try to install some Linkin Park as the elevator music so you guys dont get so bored on your way up k?
The first thing youll see when you enter my house is my 60 inch TV. Jessica Alba is shashaying on the screen and youll probably wonder why she looks as though shes going to walk out of the screen. The tech freaks will probably notice that I dont really have a monitor for my computer, but thats only because my CPU is linked to the TV, so I can play World of Starcraft (itll be out by then) on my sofa.
Then ill teach you guys how to switch channels on my TV with a wave of your fingers like in Minority Report so you guys can choose from the 5601 channels worldwide, including live telecasts of Osama from Afghanistan and Eskimo porn from where ever poles they're from (we can learn how to have sex in the cold)
A few of you people who like to look at some nice scenery would probably wander to the balcony to take a look at the view from a 38th floor house.
Then youd look out and see something like this....
Have a seat by the window, you command the view of the entire country. Chat with me, or any of our other friends at the top of the world, literally. But as the barrages of verbiage grow tiresome after a while, fret not! For there are plenty of other opportunities to kill time where I live. Oh and speaking of verbiage, how about a sanctuary for the withering mind?
This is my world within a room. Revisit Tatooine with Luke Skywalker, travel to exotic destinations with Napolean or lose yourself in Victorian poetry whilst reclining on the bed-like sofa (which, I admit, kind of defeats the purpose of the room if all youre ever going to do is fall asleep).Of course, if youre really that sleepy we have the pool room for you to get your ass moving.
Dont worry, the room is big enough for a 9 foot table (or even an actual billard table), so the pseudo pros wont be complaining about how an 8 foot is too small. You guys can always come over and play a game for free when Im in. Of course, I WILL be in most of the time, considering my occupation.We have the piano room just beside the pool room. Its got that automated ghost playing thingy if you just want to listen to music without anyone actually playing. ^^
Well, thats pretty much it. Man, if that doesnt keep you guy occupied for the entire day then I dont know what will. You can take a swim though, at the pool downstairs, or wash your filth off in the shower. Youre not allowed in the hot tub though. Thats strictly for personal use only.
Well, see you guys there! The invitation has been extended ^^
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Rawk Klymbing
Went rock climbing with ch. You know, I always thought it was easy cuz I thought the rocks had nice grips and shit. Turns out some of them are as small as a testicle. Saying its hard to pull yourself up with 2 fingers is kinda an understatement I think ;p
I owned the beginners course, like, the straight vertical one on the first try. When I hit the top of the second story high course, I was like, oh this is pretty easy.
Then I turned around and looked down..... and got the shock of the month. It seemed as though ch was this tiny ant on the floor and I was dangling above an abyss.
Then I started to panic and my palms got sweaty, and I could feel myself losing my grip. I shouted down to ch ,"OMGOMG WHAT DO I DO NOW!"
And the bastard answered a-matter-of-factly ,"Just let go la."
"LET GO? OMFG YOU MUST BE CRAZY!"
That was when I felt my grip was at 10% health, so I prayed ,"If I fall dont let me become a vegetable. Let me die quickly."
Then I let go.
For a moment I could feel the wind at the back of my ears, and I swore I could feel the strings of my heart just detach or something.
Amidst the roaring wind, a voice whispered to me ,"Its not your time yet."
"God?" I thought.
And the Almighty caught me with his hand and laid me gently on the ground.
Unfortunately realization dawned a second later: It was ch who had me on belay and it was he who "saved" me. -_- So anti-climax right?
Planning the way up....
Not done planning yet bitches.
"God"
Shots of the rocks.
The rock climbing facility was at the 7th floor of some building (or was it the fifth?) so it had a pretty decent view.
Nice mirror shot by ch.
I owned the beginners course, like, the straight vertical one on the first try. When I hit the top of the second story high course, I was like, oh this is pretty easy.
Then I turned around and looked down..... and got the shock of the month. It seemed as though ch was this tiny ant on the floor and I was dangling above an abyss.
Then I started to panic and my palms got sweaty, and I could feel myself losing my grip. I shouted down to ch ,"OMGOMG WHAT DO I DO NOW!"
And the bastard answered a-matter-of-factly ,"Just let go la."
"LET GO? OMFG YOU MUST BE CRAZY!"
That was when I felt my grip was at 10% health, so I prayed ,"If I fall dont let me become a vegetable. Let me die quickly."
Then I let go.
For a moment I could feel the wind at the back of my ears, and I swore I could feel the strings of my heart just detach or something.
Amidst the roaring wind, a voice whispered to me ,"Its not your time yet."
"God?" I thought.
And the Almighty caught me with his hand and laid me gently on the ground.
Unfortunately realization dawned a second later: It was ch who had me on belay and it was he who "saved" me. -_- So anti-climax right?
Planning the way up....
Not done planning yet bitches.
"God"
Shots of the rocks.
The rock climbing facility was at the 7th floor of some building (or was it the fifth?) so it had a pretty decent view.
Nice mirror shot by ch.Thanks bro, it was great fun, but id rather be paintballing! lol...
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Army Rations
So my bro came back from doing his reservist and he bought back some army rations for me to eat. I like eating them cuz it gives me some mental preparation of what Im about to face.
Malaysian Sweet Spicy Noodle (Chicken)
Looks like brains right? Army rations actually come in many many different flavours and this one was particularly sucky.
My favourites so far are the glutinous rice one, and the nonya curry rice with chicken so if you can get your hands on those, you can actually eat them without dying and coming back.
Malaysian Sweet Spicy Noodle (Chicken)
Looks like brains right? Army rations actually come in many many different flavours and this one was particularly sucky.My favourites so far are the glutinous rice one, and the nonya curry rice with chicken so if you can get your hands on those, you can actually eat them without dying and coming back.
Friday, July 4, 2008
Welcome Home, Goodbye
Well, I met with Dr chan and she passed me the book Ive wanted for so long. I dont know when Ill ever be seeing her again, but we each have our own journey to walk. So farewell!
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Land Of The Unsaid
In the land of the unsaid,
there lie dues unpaid,
and words left to rot,
words that time forgot.
Simple words that heal our hearts,
simple things that play a part.
Im Sorry and I Love You
are some of the not so few
Say it now, for itll be too late
when the one you love is taken through heaven's gate
Say it now, dont let it fade
deep in the land of the unsaid.
there lie dues unpaid,
and words left to rot,
words that time forgot.
Simple words that heal our hearts,
simple things that play a part.
Im Sorry and I Love You
are some of the not so few
Say it now, for itll be too late
when the one you love is taken through heaven's gate
Say it now, dont let it fade
deep in the land of the unsaid.
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