This Is Me Trying To Be Nice

I always have a field day when someone who's 1.) Not so clever or 2.) Not so linguistically sane tries to be philosophical on MSN.

They have nicks about life, love, hate and even politics but they all have one thing in common: They sound retarded. Extremely retarded. The reason is simply because they cant get their grammar right, or that the sentence structure is so wth that it ends up sounding like a dyslexic person trying to recite poetry.

Haha... thats precisely what happens when a stupid person tries to be clever. Man, I have so many examples but too bad Im too much of a pussy to write em out here cuz then they'd know Im referring to them.

But you dont need me to show you. If you have around 100 contacts, just read through their nicks. There will be one, AT LEAST one retard per hundred people.

The bottom line is, if you cant do it, dont. You can just have a one word/name nick like "Retard" and at the very least, no one will think youre stupid. Otherwise, you can go ahead and keep me laughing.... ^^