Fucking Dictionary

I cant understand what is up the the nokia dictionary. I mean, I try typing in "tiramisu" into a text message and they come up with "tirangst".

What the fuck is a "tirangst"? Why is this word taking up space in my phone and wasting my time by making me press the "next word" button?

Im So Hot

Literally.

Maybe thats why Im also so hot blooded.

Literally.

Spare our overheated souls, O Helios!

Revenge

Im working so hard for my vengeance, but it is not mine. Not yet.

I frown upon the people who look chastise the use, or thought of revenge. Revenge is an excellent fuel to keep yourself alive and moving towards your goals. It is in fact, all about your happiness, because the saying "wanting to have the last laugh" aptly sums up revenge. You want to have the "last laugh", and theres absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Laughing denotes happiness, or amusement. And all you get at the end of the day is your happiness that you so richly deserve. Of course this is at your revengee's expense, but that hardly matters, because he/she had his share of fun the first time round. Its just your turn. We are all just taking turns, thats all.



Maybe you've heard of "an eye for an eye". And maybe youve heard of the accompanying saying as well :"If we all lived by 'an eye for an eye', the world would be blind." Which is definitely true. But the speaker is only cursed with short sightedness, because he does not see that if we lived by sweet revenge and we all became "blind", that would be the perfect situation, because blind people cannot hurt each other!

How would a blind person shoot another? Or stab another? Isnt it brilliant?

So go on, stab the backs of those who've stabbed yours, break the hearts of those who've done the same to you, fill them with regret and despair, because YOU deserve to be happy.

Crazy

Okay I just had the weirdest experience. I called this woman who was on my list of people to call and tell them their membership is about to expire. I called her and she asked how much the renewal would be and when I told her it was ten bucks, she started complaining about how much it was xyz years ago, like 1.) I gave a fuck and 2.) Like I could do anything about the costs. So after apologizing for that something which was entirely not my fault, I jokingly said "maybe ill ask my boss why" and happily ended the call with her.

But guess what? She called me back to complain about a little spat she had with some stupid committee boss's wife. She went on and on and on with absolutely NO POINT in her call. Then after lambasting the other woman she said,"ya like that lo. Just to let you know"

WHAT THE FUCK. Like hello, do I look like, or sound like your fucking solicitor? WHY do you call me and waste 15 minutes of my life telling me about a bitch thats your problem? But dont be mistaken, Im not angry. Im just awed. Stunned. Amazed, at this woman who thinks that maybe shes made a connection with me and feels like she has to share her life story with me. Oh my heart is melting into a puddle of cum. I dont really know what to feel because, wow its crazy....

Pain Ball

I went pain balling for the second time with the entire secondary school gang, the organisation courtesy of CH, cuz of his obvious motives of wanting to popularise the sport, aside from having a nice reunion.

Unlike my first time I could focus more on the game since the first time wasnt exactly a game but more of a test.

Gearing Up For The Battle @ Red Dynasty Paintball Field (Khatib)

Stylish View Of The Battlefield

"Game On!" Shouts The Marshal. And Im On The Move.

I wasnt posing. This was actually a good pic caught when I just started moving into position and I just look so damn hot in that ninja pose.

(No la just kidding I started moving into position before the game actually started cuz I heard the wrong signal, thats why the rest of my team looks so stoned)

The Whole Bunch Of Fags

At the end of the day, it was really GG. Pretty fun raping my friends IRL

Happy Belated

Happy birthday, biatch.

I know this may be a little bit late but, Happy Birthday! once again, girl. Thanks for not always being there, but being there when I need it the most. Thanks for never telling me what I want to hear, but what I need to hear. Thanks for never always standing beside me, but always standing beside what you believe to be right and your convictions.

You're a keeper. Happy 21st ^^!

Lee Soo Young (Hot Korean Babes)

Okay so you guys have heard me talk about LSY before. Shes my favourite korean singer. What you dont know is that she gets really hot korean girls to star in her MVs.

The MVs are really hard to understand unless you watch them several times, and I do not recommend trying to figure out whats going on the first time. Just enjoy the music and the women.

Old Memories Discarded

Its quite a pity that my old phone holds many memories. Now that I have a new one, I cant transfer these memories over to my new one. Now theres nothing I can read to make myself smile. I guess now thats even more reason to move on since I carry less with me.

But look, look at my new baby...

Staple In The Toilet Bowl

Theres a staple in the toilet bowl
but who will take it out?
What if when I shit it plugs my hole
and no fags will help me out?

So I think and think and rack my brains
and sat for near a day
until I stood and flushed it down the drains
and it went away, away, away.

Bullshit IQ Test

So I was blog surfing through friends of my friends and I saw this dude who did an IQ test on some really stupid site and he got a score of 144. I read his extremely simple minded entries and I went ,"Theres no way this dude is a 144, unless hes a chinese-speaking walking calculator."

So there I went and did the stupid test, which was a complete waste of my time. My score was 155, and I believe this should be with all questions correct, or maybe one wrong ( /20).

I know for sure I cant be a 155, because Einstein was a 160 and I dont see myself producing any nuclear-friendly equations. So Id like to burst all ya'll bubbles who think youre really clever if you did an IQ test on that site (http://www.free-iqtest.net/), cuz I had mine burst a long time ago and I wanna share my pain.

Sarang Haeyo!

Ive just had my first ever Korean (South) customer! I mean, Ive seen them and shit but this is like first contact!

I thought they were chinese at first so I started by asking them in chinese whether it would be better if I spoke chinese but they said they were korean. There were 2 of them, then the cuter one asked," You know how two spick korean?"

Then I answered cheekily,"Yes! I know 'Sarang Haeyo'!" and she giggled...awwwwwwwww. lol!

As I listened to them converse with each other in korean, I found the language very pleasant to the ear. There were very few explosive sounding syllables. I also learnt that a name like "Kim Jia" is not pronounced "keem geeya" as two syllables but "keem gee-ah" as three syllables.

Wah, if those 2 girls were the national average then...

Crash

If you guys can get your hands on this movie called "Crash", way back in 2005, watch it! Its a very clever film where the story doesnt move along as a whole, but from the points of view of many different characters until they connect and intertwine later in the show.

It shows how racism can affect people and how our prejudices can change in one moment of our lives.

Must watch!

HB12 For Pilates

Wow wee! This really really pretty and cute girl just came in asking about the pilates lesson. She was easily a 12 man. This one is unarguably on fire. No one can say shes not, I guarantee.

Too bad shes like older then me I think. I tried to be a sneaky bastard and ask for her number under the pretence of needing it but she got suspicious cuz of my horny face but that shows shes not a bimbo! hahahahaha

wooooooosh!

Bye Alligators!

We humans are going to wipe out the entire alligator specie. This is cuz, according to http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7330051.stm ,we've taken a protein from their blood which is like a super soldier and can kill almost harmful microbe.

So whats going to happen next is that once we've developed the protein into a drug, some idiot is going to pass on finishing his course of medicine and even more powerful bugs are going to evolve and wipe out the alligators, and us along with it.

Oh well, at least it keeps us going for another 100 years or so.

Why I Wont Go For My NYP Graduation Ceremony

I just got the letter from NYP saying I can take part in the graduation ceremony. I have to rent, or buy the graduation attire, and be part of a procession. However, if I do not reply by the end of april, then too bad for me. Thats essentially the gist of the letter.

I wish I could think of a better pair of words then "fuck you" as a reply to them, but the only thing that came up was "fuck you, bitch." which is essentially the same thing, just longer.

No, I will not buy a piece of cloth that I will wear once and never again in my entire life. No, I will not rent the same piece of cloth that has been worn by some other repugnant boy with B.O. and shitty pants. And No, I will not "process" and parade for whatever sick and twisted purpose it serves you.

The only reason why Ill be back in that god-forsaken place is because you have grovelled before me and licked the dirt of my shoes and told me I grace your vile halls with my angelic presence. And you WILL present me with a brand new graduation attire because of that.

You have NOT done me a favour by being my alma-mater; it is your OBLIGATION to teach me because I have PAID you in exchange for that. It is in fact, *I* who have kept your reputation up high by being a survivor of your horrid, openly clandestine experiment you call "education".

Lastly, you can take your "Oh-if-he-doesnt-reply-by-the-end-of-april-then-nvm-lo" attitude and shove it up where the sun dont shine.

Fuck you, NYP.

QUEST: SLAVERY AT BISHAN NORTH

You are required to man the counter and put up with the stupid boss that has almost negligible intelligence. You will be answering phone calls from equally stupid people asking stupid questions in a pleasant manner. You shall also assist your teammates in doing their duties.

QUEST OBJECTIVES
Survive 2 weeks at Bishan North CC.

REWARDS
500o 50o

ACCEPT/DECLINE

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QUEST: SLAVERY AT BISHAN NORTH
Good job, Warlock! Our CC has benefited greatly from your help! We look forward to having you again!

YOU WILL RECEIVE:
500o 50o
+500 rep with Bishan North

COMPLETE QUEST

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Okay, maybe I should go out this thursday for some shopping after getting my quest rewards. Yup, I shall.

My Lee Soo Young!

Shit! Today I suddenly had the urge to listen to her Ra ra ra and Cha la li, when I realised who my disc was with. I was like, Oh shit, I want it back NOW.

I dont wanna wait till like, graduation day to get it back. How ah how? There must be a way that doesnt involve face to face contact.

Alan

My boss's name is Alan
and his head's shaped like a melon.
But unlike the juicy fruit
we love, he's just a bloody toot.

I cant understand where he's coming
from, cuz he just cant come.
And its hard to be a winner,
when you just dont have a wiener!

But dont worry, I have a really great solution.
Its really easy and shouldnt add to your confusion.
It involves some laxatives to calm you down a bit,
and maybe afterwards you wont be so full of shit.

Turn On, Turn Off.

Im turned off by bubble tea girl cuz I found out she speaks chinese to her boss (parents?). If she really speaks chinese to her family thats a super turn off.

Hai Ben, wanting your girl to know at least 70% of the english dictionary really shouldnt be one of your criteria.

But Im so turned on by Zenith's Port Royal open concept. Look at the piece man. Carbon fibre wrist straps, a pretty sapphire inside, and a little hole thingy to peep into the beautiful delicate intricacies of the watch. Wah I tell you, If they had roman numerals instead right, I would seriously have to resort to robbing to get this. But maybe even that is not enough. You know how much it costs?

Fourteen Thousand US dollars.

Poison

That picture is poison. It taints my unblemished mind with hurt and memories of the past. Maybe Ill hate you now, but Ill always love you, if that makes any sense.