Monday, August 10, 2009
No More Irritating BG Noises
Ive got my first pair of noise reduction earphones! Im glad I now have an even better excuse not to hear people since (especially on public transport) they can get especially annoying. Unfortunately I wouldnt be able to hear if someone was trying to save me from getting run over by a bus, either.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Thursday, August 6, 2009
I Wanna Demote
Because being a man is much easier then being a spec.
Because I am gun IC and Im in charge of 18 x 5 million $ worth of artillery pieces and theres no one to do it with me. And everyday theres people calling me to ask me about where the gun keys are, which gun belongs to which battery and all that fuck shit.
Because when I do guard duty I only have to do 12 hour shifts instead of 24 hour shifts, and I get to sleep 8 out of that 12 hours.
Because I dont have to do Company Orderly Sargeant duties.
Because I dont have to use my brain, I only have to do what Im told, and if anything cocks up, I just point at my sargeant and say ,"Not my fault, he ask me do one."
Because I had misguided perception of commanders when I was a recruit.
Because Im just Really Not Happy.
Because I am gun IC and Im in charge of 18 x 5 million $ worth of artillery pieces and theres no one to do it with me. And everyday theres people calling me to ask me about where the gun keys are, which gun belongs to which battery and all that fuck shit.
Because when I do guard duty I only have to do 12 hour shifts instead of 24 hour shifts, and I get to sleep 8 out of that 12 hours.
Because I dont have to do Company Orderly Sargeant duties.
Because I dont have to use my brain, I only have to do what Im told, and if anything cocks up, I just point at my sargeant and say ,"Not my fault, he ask me do one."
Because I had misguided perception of commanders when I was a recruit.
Because Im just Really Not Happy.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
iTunes Virus ALERT!!
Well, the only thing you need to be alerted of is if you have been using the free version of AVG like I have. AVG mistakenly detects iTunes as a viral infection, so if you do get a warning, dont heal or quarantine anything, because theres no problem. Doing so will cause iTunes to be unable to work
Dont be stupid like me and delete iTunes.
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Dont be stupid like me and delete iTunes.
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Friday, July 24, 2009
Swimming On Land
Ok for some of you who still dont know, my parents have both left for france, so its up to my brother to do the washing of the clothes since hes around most of the time.
But bloody hell, I realised that, when I opened my cupboard today, I had no more fucking underwear left. Where did all my underwear go? Has someone stolen them to smell them?
So anyway, in my desperation, Im currently wearing swimming trunks as a substitute until I find out what happened to the rest of my underwear.
But bloody hell, I realised that, when I opened my cupboard today, I had no more fucking underwear left. Where did all my underwear go? Has someone stolen them to smell them?
So anyway, in my desperation, Im currently wearing swimming trunks as a substitute until I find out what happened to the rest of my underwear.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
MW!
OMG DOESNT IT LOOK BEAUTIFUL?!
Theres no mechwarrior game that Ive not played and this... this is beyond anything I ever expected to play!
Monday, July 13, 2009
Presidential Asshole
So we were jogging along east coast park when I saw our president. Nathan was wearing a cap and he had only 1 bodyguard with him. I guess that just shows how important he is! haha.
Anyway, I saw him from afar and thought, omg I should greet him or something otherwise CO(commanding officer) will complain again. But I was too far to greet him, and I couldnt like, shout cuz if not it would be like hes my friend or something. So I closed the distance and we made eye contact.
Then just as I got close enough to greet him, he turned away and I was like, shit too late. But I said "Good afternoon, sir" anyway, but he just completely ignored me.
So as I jogged away I thought to myself, Im 21 this year, and Im so gonna vote for workers party so that at the end of the day all youll be is a old senile dotard that no one gives a shit about.
Anyway, I saw him from afar and thought, omg I should greet him or something otherwise CO(commanding officer) will complain again. But I was too far to greet him, and I couldnt like, shout cuz if not it would be like hes my friend or something. So I closed the distance and we made eye contact.
Then just as I got close enough to greet him, he turned away and I was like, shit too late. But I said "Good afternoon, sir" anyway, but he just completely ignored me.
So as I jogged away I thought to myself, Im 21 this year, and Im so gonna vote for workers party so that at the end of the day all youll be is a old senile dotard that no one gives a shit about.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
NDP!
I went to watch one of the rehearsals for NDP 2009, and I was quite impressed. Well, at least for 2 or 3 out of the 10 sections of the entire parade. The military police doing their gun throwing nonsense was sweet. Reminds me of the start of "a few good men". The clubmixes in NDP were quite a welcome change, if you ask me. I especially find it quite surprising they even threw in a mix from Disturbed's Voices. Who would think a metal band would have anything to do with singapores birthday?
Our apaches were also very very pretty up close. I think Ive made it one of my life goals to pilot one ^^. Strange how being military makes you appreciate the military aspects of the parade more...
Unfortunately they also had their cultural traditional shit, which was indeed shit. Im not interested in the st00pid malay shitlats or the dumb chinese prancing around in their cheongsams. And please dont get started on the "but youre chinese too" bullshit.
Marching Contingents
Apache!
The tank at the middle bottom is the one I see and work with everyday.
Finale!
Our apaches were also very very pretty up close. I think Ive made it one of my life goals to pilot one ^^. Strange how being military makes you appreciate the military aspects of the parade more...
Unfortunately they also had their cultural traditional shit, which was indeed shit. Im not interested in the st00pid malay shitlats or the dumb chinese prancing around in their cheongsams. And please dont get started on the "but youre chinese too" bullshit.
Marching Contingents
Apache!
The tank at the middle bottom is the one I see and work with everyday.
Finale!Monday, June 29, 2009
Gold Class
If you havent gone gold on a cinema before, please do. You dont know what youre missing out! Theres the reclining chair coupled with the leg rest, the service like youre in business class, and frigging BLANKETS just in case youre cold. So be sure to watch action packed movies or the danger of falling asleep is very real!
Not to mention only about 20 people sharing the whole cinema, so even if the people near you talked or made a lot of annoying noises like theyve never seen special effects before, theyre at least a good 2 meters away!
Not to mention only about 20 people sharing the whole cinema, so even if the people near you talked or made a lot of annoying noises like theyve never seen special effects before, theyre at least a good 2 meters away!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
King Of Pop Popped
Everyone seems to be talking about micheal jacksons fatal heart attack, and all I can say is, at least the children are safe now.
Wacko Jackos constant amusement is gone. Pity.
Wacko Jackos constant amusement is gone. Pity.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Rats
I was walking home today and as I passed along a malay household on the first floor, I saw a rat run inside the house.
"This must be my place!" thought the rat.
hahahah!
"This must be my place!" thought the rat.
hahahah!
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Owned
I went to the games arcade for the first time in years, and I played puzzle fighter with this chick and I got owned. The final score was 2-1 but gdi, it should have been in my favour.
Playing with a joystick is much much harder then with a keyboard, I can guarantee you that. I dont know if my controller was spoilt, but apparently --> + \|/ movement does not equal --> . \|/.
What that means is that, a connected movement like left arrow sliding down to down arrow does not register as two separate movements.
I forgot that ken shouldnt be jabbing, and I forgot morrigans counter colour tiles. Bloody hell she memorised my counter tiles cuz her red was forming there from the beginning. And all I was doing was sucking her titties and getting ass raped ugh.
Playing with a joystick is much much harder then with a keyboard, I can guarantee you that. I dont know if my controller was spoilt, but apparently --> + \|/ movement does not equal --> . \|/.
What that means is that, a connected movement like left arrow sliding down to down arrow does not register as two separate movements.
I forgot that ken shouldnt be jabbing, and I forgot morrigans counter colour tiles. Bloody hell she memorised my counter tiles cuz her red was forming there from the beginning. And all I was doing was sucking her titties and getting ass raped ugh.
Story Of The Week
By Shawn:
After I went out of zouk right, I vomited then I stand there like dizzy like that. Then got one group of malays they looking at me. Then I faster took a taxi go home cuz I scared they rob me.
After I went out of zouk right, I vomited then I stand there like dizzy like that. Then got one group of malays they looking at me. Then I faster took a taxi go home cuz I scared they rob me.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
An Hour, A Day, A WEEK
Weak weak weak some people are so weakkkkkkkkkkk!
Talk so much shit bitch, yeah you can really dish it out but you cant take it!
Weakkkkkkkk!
Talk so much shit bitch, yeah you can really dish it out but you cant take it!
Weakkkkkkkk!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Mind Quiz!!
wah i was playing my mind quiz game on my psp and i realised how much ns has fucked my brain. i totally forgot my multiplication tables (8x6= 64, 9x7=49 lol) and when I did a brain age test Im actually 50 years old! hahaha omg i love that game!
Anyway that camera shop at sembawang mrt just cheated me of 10 bucks. Well, technically I went and got cheated, so it really isnt their fault. I paid 10 bucks for a mini disc with the picture inside, as well as 7 passport sized photos.
Quite a good deal right? Except for the fact that I dont need 7 photos or that fucking disc. Id have happily paid 4 bucks for 4 photos like they used to do. So well yeah, I got my ass cheated. Go ahead and laugh, I hope it makes your miserable day a little better.
Anyway that camera shop at sembawang mrt just cheated me of 10 bucks. Well, technically I went and got cheated, so it really isnt their fault. I paid 10 bucks for a mini disc with the picture inside, as well as 7 passport sized photos.
Quite a good deal right? Except for the fact that I dont need 7 photos or that fucking disc. Id have happily paid 4 bucks for 4 photos like they used to do. So well yeah, I got my ass cheated. Go ahead and laugh, I hope it makes your miserable day a little better.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Infectious
Jen is going off to australia to do her imba 1 year degree. What worries me is that shes going to melbourne, and thats like, pig flu heaven.
Go and dont come back, dearest. ;p
But seriously, if something really does happen, what am I supposed to do? I cant get near you, but there has to be some way I can make sure youre okay. Hai... Ill have to buy you a years supply of like vitamin C effervescence pills or something. Do you prefer those in lemon or orange flavour? lol
Go and dont come back, dearest. ;p
But seriously, if something really does happen, what am I supposed to do? I cant get near you, but there has to be some way I can make sure youre okay. Hai... Ill have to buy you a years supply of like vitamin C effervescence pills or something. Do you prefer those in lemon or orange flavour? lol
Saturday, June 6, 2009
I Make A Good Gigolo
Today was officially the day I joined the 21st Singapore Artillery, my unit. Very unfortunately, they had another initiation ceremony for new specialists :( This one was for joining alpha battery.
(21SA, a battalion, is split into three batteries, alpha, bravo and charlie. The beer episode was for joining 21SA. This tale Im about to tell is about joining alpha.)
The lao jiao specs took us on a tour of the camp after the battery commanders warm welcome of a pizza hut/KFC treat. I wasnt suspicious then; I just wondered why we were doing that since they knew that as trainees, we had ALREADY spent 3 months in kranji camp. Then they took us to a training shed under the pretence of wanting to talk to us.
There was a 2nd lieutenant there. He got us to sit down and asked the senior specs to stand behind us, and once we were all comfortable, he did something that puzzled me.
He turned around and shouted, "MOVE TO FIRING POINT NOW!" I was kinda stunned until I heard voices shouting and people running towards us with water bags, shaving cream and god knows what else.
I thought "fuck" and got up to run. Im rather proud of the fact that I was the first person in my group of 7 newcomers to actually realise what was coming and REACT. It didnt really matter though, cuz the specs were standing behind us, sandwiching us and the mob.
They pinned me down and the only thought that went through my mind at that time, was that I had already put on my night time Vichy/LaRoche routine of toner/moisturiser/vitamin c, and that if I got shit like kiwi on my face, I would get REALLY REALLY pissed.
Well, being a good sport, I had to pretend to laugh and struggle a little bit as I was doused with cold water, scrubbed with kiwi, drawn with markers and some fucker was happily spraying shaving cream INTO my mouth. Me pretending to do that is like a whore pretending your small dick gives them pleasure.
That was when I felt like a prostitute LOL!
So anyways the men started turning on themselves cuz 3 of them were going to ORD, and I guess they had a party for the ORD peeps just before they left for civilian life. After they got raped, our battery comm really did come down and check if we were okay.
At the end I had to re-bathe and fucking put on all my vichy AGAIN. ANNOYING!
(21SA, a battalion, is split into three batteries, alpha, bravo and charlie. The beer episode was for joining 21SA. This tale Im about to tell is about joining alpha.)
The lao jiao specs took us on a tour of the camp after the battery commanders warm welcome of a pizza hut/KFC treat. I wasnt suspicious then; I just wondered why we were doing that since they knew that as trainees, we had ALREADY spent 3 months in kranji camp. Then they took us to a training shed under the pretence of wanting to talk to us.
There was a 2nd lieutenant there. He got us to sit down and asked the senior specs to stand behind us, and once we were all comfortable, he did something that puzzled me.
He turned around and shouted, "MOVE TO FIRING POINT NOW!" I was kinda stunned until I heard voices shouting and people running towards us with water bags, shaving cream and god knows what else.
I thought "fuck" and got up to run. Im rather proud of the fact that I was the first person in my group of 7 newcomers to actually realise what was coming and REACT. It didnt really matter though, cuz the specs were standing behind us, sandwiching us and the mob.
They pinned me down and the only thought that went through my mind at that time, was that I had already put on my night time Vichy/LaRoche routine of toner/moisturiser/vitamin c, and that if I got shit like kiwi on my face, I would get REALLY REALLY pissed.
Well, being a good sport, I had to pretend to laugh and struggle a little bit as I was doused with cold water, scrubbed with kiwi, drawn with markers and some fucker was happily spraying shaving cream INTO my mouth. Me pretending to do that is like a whore pretending your small dick gives them pleasure.
That was when I felt like a prostitute LOL!
So anyways the men started turning on themselves cuz 3 of them were going to ORD, and I guess they had a party for the ORD peeps just before they left for civilian life. After they got raped, our battery comm really did come down and check if we were okay.
At the end I had to re-bathe and fucking put on all my vichy AGAIN. ANNOYING!
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