I Make A Good Gigolo

Today was officially the day I joined the 21st Singapore Artillery, my unit. Very unfortunately, they had another initiation ceremony for new specialists :( This one was for joining alpha battery.

(21SA, a battalion, is split into three batteries, alpha, bravo and charlie. The beer episode was for joining 21SA. This tale Im about to tell is about joining alpha.)

The lao jiao specs took us on a tour of the camp after the battery commanders warm welcome of a pizza hut/KFC treat. I wasnt suspicious then; I just wondered why we were doing that since they knew that as trainees, we had ALREADY spent 3 months in kranji camp. Then they took us to a training shed under the pretence of wanting to talk to us.

There was a 2nd lieutenant there. He got us to sit down and asked the senior specs to stand behind us, and once we were all comfortable, he did something that puzzled me.

He turned around and shouted, "MOVE TO FIRING POINT NOW!" I was kinda stunned until I heard voices shouting and people running towards us with water bags, shaving cream and god knows what else.

I thought "fuck" and got up to run. Im rather proud of the fact that I was the first person in my group of 7 newcomers to actually realise what was coming and REACT. It didnt really matter though, cuz the specs were standing behind us, sandwiching us and the mob.

They pinned me down and the only thought that went through my mind at that time, was that I had already put on my night time Vichy/LaRoche routine of toner/moisturiser/vitamin c, and that if I got shit like kiwi on my face, I would get REALLY REALLY pissed.

Well, being a good sport, I had to pretend to laugh and struggle a little bit as I was doused with cold water, scrubbed with kiwi, drawn with markers and some fucker was happily spraying shaving cream INTO my mouth. Me pretending to do that is like a whore pretending your small dick gives them pleasure.

That was when I felt like a prostitute LOL!

So anyways the men started turning on themselves cuz 3 of them were going to ORD, and I guess they had a party for the ORD peeps just before they left for civilian life. After they got raped, our battery comm really did come down and check if we were okay.

At the end I had to re-bathe and fucking put on all my vichy AGAIN. ANNOYING!