Weird People

Whenever I need to rest my eyes after gaming for so long, I always look out the window. I like doing this because 1.) Theres always nice wind in my face, and 2.) Theres always weird people doing shit.

So this day, there was this fat old woman walking down the path. As she walked along, she made these gestures with her hands that looked like a mime pressing against the wall. Every few meters she walked, she would do it again and again.

There was nothing in her ear, or close to her ear, so she couldnt have been talking on the phone. Her mouth wasnt moving either.

Somehow, that made me think of this weird guy I met at a friend's birthday chalet. He was trying very hard to get us to play a few more games of saboteur (the card game) , but we were afraid of missing the last bus/train. So hard, in fact, that it came across to me as bordering psychotic.

I had this friend with me (whom we shall codename 'dear') that I was going to send back home cuz it was already getting late. Weirdo asked if I would consider a few more games and I replied," That depends on whether dear wants to leave now."

Then he gave me this stunned look and asked," You mean you would make your choice based on one person?" I didnt answer him and quickly looked away. In my heart I was thinking "omg omg omg freakyyyyy".

The poor fellow probably never had a girlfriend or close friend his entire life or something. Well, it may have been freaky then, but its funny retrospectively.