Saturday, January 9, 2010

Call Of Pussy

Recently Ive been playing a lot of COD:MW2. Thats pretty much all I do, aside from thinking about how to recoup my $1600USD loss on the stock market as well.

Pretty much the most exciting thing thats happen today was talking to *. I was wondering what I would have for dinner when * messaged me, and I told her that since I couldnt decide what to eat, I might as well have her pussy for dinner. I tried to negotiate a price of $2 for it, because she suggested I get macdelivery but I wasnt willing to pay the delivery charge, so instead of paying a mutt to come over to my place I might as well have pussy.

Unfortunately, $2 wasnt enough. I backed out anyway, because even having eaten pussy, I would STILL have been hungry, because as we all know, you cant literally eat pussy. Maybe in germany they do, because they eat cock there.

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