Saturday, January 30, 2010

Pepperoni's

Just came back from this place called Pepperoni's. Its near NJC or something. I went there with my men, or in non-army terms, my subordinates. Wah, one of them even dressed like Jason Mraz or something. Really up there.

But of course I see their other side in exchange for them seeing mine ;)

Other than that, the food is quite good when you do a price : quality ratio evaluation. Their panna cotta (I never knew it was called panna cotta until today) is really smooth and just sweet enough for me. Their lasagne kinda sucked I think. Pizza Huts' is better.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Kahfee

One of the best times of the weekend is when I sit down in front of my computer with a cuppa Cafe Nova's latte.

But besides saying that coffee is great, Batman: Arkham Asylum is equally great. The hour I spent playing it today was well worth it.

Anyway I have to say this video is what Singaporeans would call "quite steam"

Weird People

Whenever I need to rest my eyes after gaming for so long, I always look out the window. I like doing this because 1.) Theres always nice wind in my face, and 2.) Theres always weird people doing shit.

So this day, there was this fat old woman walking down the path. As she walked along, she made these gestures with her hands that looked like a mime pressing against the wall. Every few meters she walked, she would do it again and again.

There was nothing in her ear, or close to her ear, so she couldnt have been talking on the phone. Her mouth wasnt moving either.

Somehow, that made me think of this weird guy I met at a friend's birthday chalet. He was trying very hard to get us to play a few more games of saboteur (the card game) , but we were afraid of missing the last bus/train. So hard, in fact, that it came across to me as bordering psychotic.

I had this friend with me (whom we shall codename 'dear') that I was going to send back home cuz it was already getting late. Weirdo asked if I would consider a few more games and I replied," That depends on whether dear wants to leave now."

Then he gave me this stunned look and asked," You mean you would make your choice based on one person?" I didnt answer him and quickly looked away. In my heart I was thinking "omg omg omg freakyyyyy".

The poor fellow probably never had a girlfriend or close friend his entire life or something. Well, it may have been freaky then, but its funny retrospectively.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Sunday, January 10, 2010

SAF Is A Damn Happening Organisation

Wah, I love the SAF. Everytime in the newspaper. Just recently got kerner or what making sexual advances towards his married subordinate officer. Why I also cannot understand, cuz usually SAF woman damn shit looking one.

Then also got master sargeant go taiwan get run over by car and die. Then the newspaper also say he drunk. Wah, also got unit change their Standard obstacle course results so they can get best unit in the end kena found out. This one also in newspaper.

Then got people run halfway die. Do chin ups halfway also can die.

Maybe I typing this post halfway also collapse and die. Then the headlines will write "SAF serviceman dies naked in front of computer whilst declaring how much he loves the SAF"

You will seriously never see this anywhere else in the world man. You where will find "Microsoft employee dies while programming new software" or what one?

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Call Of Pussy

Recently Ive been playing a lot of COD:MW2. Thats pretty much all I do, aside from thinking about how to recoup my $1600USD loss on the stock market as well.

Pretty much the most exciting thing thats happen today was talking to *. I was wondering what I would have for dinner when * messaged me, and I told her that since I couldnt decide what to eat, I might as well have her pussy for dinner. I tried to negotiate a price of $2 for it, because she suggested I get macdelivery but I wasnt willing to pay the delivery charge, so instead of paying a mutt to come over to my place I might as well have pussy.

Unfortunately, $2 wasnt enough. I backed out anyway, because even having eaten pussy, I would STILL have been hungry, because as we all know, you cant literally eat pussy. Maybe in germany they do, because they eat cock there.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Sucky Peppermint

Please please please dont try starbucks' peppermint frap/mocha unless you wanna drink chinese medicine. Thank God I wasnt the one who bought it, haha!

And omg what a brand-whore Ive turned into. I cant believe I spent a three digit sum on a shirt. I think its more like a few cents for the material and the three digits for a crocodile.

Next Ill probably buy a belt with a "G" on it, which will probably cost another fortune. "G" must stand for "goondu".