Fucking Spiders

No, this post is not about the lame fighting spiders epic fail drama that channel 5 recently released. Its about walking headlong into thin lines that seem like spider webs. I dont really know what they are, and everyone says they are spider webs. We've all walked into them before, so you know what Im talking about.

The question is, why is it that we always walk into ONE strand of web, that is, if it really IS a web? Why is it that we never ever see it before it ends up on our faces (unobservant?)? And what kind of spider would seriously be fucking stupid enough to string/spin a web across a bloody CORRIDOR for goodness sake. And Im pretty sure the places that I always get caught in have people walking past often enough not to let webs collect. Maybe spiders are really quick web makers. I think they are; saw it in a documentary somewhere.

Oh well spiders wernt the smartest insects to begin with. Spin a web and wait. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy. This is all, of course, assuming they arnt cum strands or anything, but in fact are spider web lines.

Let Down

You know, itd save me a lot of trouble if you just told me straight in the face that you didnt want to help me. Im fine with it "bro", I really am.

That way, I can stop wasting my time waiting for an answer that I kinda already know, as well as stop wasting my time on you like, for any other time after.

Seriously tho, whats so hard about me taking a look at some bloody course notes?

Corporal Is My Bitch

Sian sian Im so afraid Ill pass out as a bloody corporal and not a sarge. Cannot pass my soc. How to shave 1 minute and 1 second off my timing? I think maybe eat tongkat ali hahah!

Die die.

Man Down

Down with some shit sickness again. Its like my body is protesting the return to camp or something. Or maybe its because I ate that mouldy bread yesterday. But I was already feeling shitty before the bread. Maybe it just exacerbated my condition.

So anyway I just turn on my TV for the first time in ages and I saw this kid on some dumb chinese singing competition for people not cut out for fame. God, he literally was a kid. Not the "young goat" kid, but erm, what was that word vladimir used? Lolita! hahaha

And the first thing that went through my mind was "theres no way Id ever vote for that kid". Cuz I think that for them, its always too much fame too quick. Then their lives usually fuck up beyond that point. IIRC ms Lohan was a pretty decent example. But who knows, maybe hes like those 6 year old piano prodigies that usually end up being philantrophists. Their grasp of reality is rock solid man. Well I guess thats why you call them prodigies.

And the second thing that I thought about all the final err 12(?) contestants was that they all looked the same! I mean, not twins same but like, fashion same. They all had the same haircuts, same style and felt like their hairdresser pretty much ran outta ideas.

All the guys wanna keep da long hair man, yeah, cuz its in da hood yoyoyo! Thats what Im talkin bout yo? You know what Im talkin bout? Yeah sup sup sup DAWG YO! hahahaha

Dunno whats got into me. Sickness fucks the brain.

Erotic Haircut

So I went to this EC House place at sun plaza to get my 4-3-2-1, which is widely known as the Privates' Hairstyle, one up from the Recruits' Hairstyle.

I was attended to by this semi gay fella. Its a constant source of wonder why all the guys in the hair-styling business are pussies. Why dont we have bouncers with l33t hair-styling skillz?

Well, its fine, whether hes gay or not. Just as long as he does a good job. Thats what I thought, anyways. Then suddenly, when he was done, he took out this sucker device (like a vacuum cleaner) thing and started cleaning up the little hair bits on my head and neck.

Id just like to add that, well, the people closer to me (especially huda) know that Ive got, erm, hotspots at the back of my neck and behind my ears -_-

Bloody hell he was using the cocksucker device on those areas and I was like trying not to laugh like fuck. I would have moaned if not for the fact that it was a half-gay sissy doing it, and also for the fact that it was a bloody vacuum cleaner for gods' sake.

Oh my god.

Well, he did a good job, but Im kinda afraid of that thing, so I dunno if ill ever go back. Or maybe Ill just request to do away with it.

Doubly Annoying

Damn tickets sold out within out week? GDI, singaporeans dont have bloody lives haha. Oh no, I should blame NS from keeping me from the loop otherwise Id have found and Id be the one with no life! But then again I AM in NS, so I dont have a life anyway.

The second annoying thing is that my instructors want me to become an instructor! Staff pang asked me if I was ready to be TSM (Trainee Sarge Major, our version of Leader Platoon Sarge) again. I said ,"omg why? izzit because I fucked up? Or cuz you all want me to be instructor". Then he replied with a panicky "NO!" like he knew he gave away the game too early.

Come on la, l2lie plzxz.

Then when zanpeng(1sg) asked who didnt wanna be an instructor, my hand was the ONLY one which shot up. Then good job (we call him good job cuz his name tag says G J Heng) was like , " WHY Zi Jie?! Why you dont want to be instructor?!" It was as though they had a plan to make me into one and my not wanting to be one kinda turned the tables for them.

Then I told him it was because I felt like I cmi, and he replied by saying that dunno who saw something in me that would make me a good instructor. Couldnt really hear what he was saying -_-

Can you imagine me being an instructor? I hate punishing people. I hate organizing shit. I hate warrant heng cuz hes a fat bastard. Everyones telling me Id be stupid to give up being an instructor, but it really goes against my moral values hahaha! I mean, Im not really the type of person who scolds others, unless I get really really mad. And I havent gone berserk in about 11 months. Id like to keep that going ;p

If I go into an active unit (means got war you fight) like charlie, then Ive only got one man under me. But as an instructor you got 20++ trainees under you. Sure, you got other instructors to help, but when you are Duty Instructor for the week how? All the sai kang you do.

Hmm.

Another Concert I Wanna Go To

Calling all FF music lovers!

Need 1+ to start a party! I can loan or even subsidize your ticket fee if you wish ^^. Close friend(s) may even get a free ticket if interest is expressed! Will likely go for $60 or $80 seats on a saturday.

Distant Worlds: Music From Final Fantasy @ Esplanade (Details)

Noise

Just my luck to get the noisiest bunk in the battery. I think that gamers shouldnt be shouting here and there like a bunch of mentally handicapped hooligans. Its so .... unprofessional. It brings new meaning to the "empty vessels" saying. Its amazing how someone can be so sure of how stupid he is.