So What, Then?

A lot of friends who catch up to me and find out Ive been doing bio usually come up with a statement along the lines of "You dont look like a bio person to me". Its kind of late for me to find that out, I know. But on the bright side, Ive composed a beautiful grammy award winning song to explain my situation!

(Sing to the tune of "Baa Baa Black Sheep")

Bio bio have you any future?
No sir no sir, no future for you.
Go and sell prata,
Or sweep floor
Also better then you sit here study bio.

So then, what DO I look like to you?

A researcher? Haha, no thanks.....

Stupid Stupid

I want to lament how stupid the people on this private server are. Chye and I stayed up till 430am yesterday to do illidan with them, and I dont think Ive ever wasted so much time in my life. First, when we were rushing through the instance, we have people getting killed and lost. How hard can it be to follow a warrior with a huge skull icon on top? How can you even get killed when he's fucking aggro'd all the enemies?

Then it falls on the healers to rez the losers. So I go, because I am the most sensible person in the whole gd raid. The leader volunteers to kite the boss away so I can resurrect the morons who died near the boss spawn site. But somehow its no surprise hes stupid.

Mahatma (leader): Im going to aggro her

Cuddlyhugs: kk

Mahatma (leader): so you can rez them

Cuddlyhugs: I know. gogo.

Mahatma (leader): if you can rez them, rez and run

Cuddlyhugs: kk. gogogogo

Mahatma (leader): if you cant rez them, then run

Cuddlyhugs: can you just go?

Then he runs off like an idiot. I get 2 fallen fags alive again, and the fucking mahatma moron runs BACK into the START of the fucking dungeon and DIES.

Cuddlyhugs: How the fuck did you die?

Mahatma: I couldnt lose the boss. She kept chasing me.

Yes, you fucktard. Thats why you run back to the raid so if you die nearby we can get you up instead of going further away. Then the chickenshit gets bugged and cant release his corpse, so he has to auto unstuck all the way back to fucking ORGRIMMAR. Thats like on a seperate WORLD altogether from fucking BlackTemple. Then we had to wait bloody 30 minutes for him to make his way back.

Once he zoned in into the dungeon, I suggested in all my brilliance that the warlock should just summon him to where we were. I was the only person thinking rationally; The raid was shot with stupid people who were saying things like,
"Oh lets all do a /sleep so he'll think we're sleeping when he gets back!"
"Here any asian? I asian."
"I love indiana jones. IIIIINNNNDDDDIIIIAANNNAAAAA"

The entire raid was suddenly shocked with the realisation that, YES WARLOCKS CAN FUCKING SUMMON!!! Just when I was about to get my Nobel Prize for making that revolution, the warlock pipes up:
"I dont have any shards. Can we kill something please so I can get one?"

WHAT THE FUCK. I mean, what kind of shit warlock goes to raids without shards??!!! Thats like a fucking S.W.A.T team bursting into the room and finding out "oh fuck we didnt bring ammo".

So I just blacked out. Yun. I cant begin to tell you how stupid these people are. I hate private servers.

Follow the cow with spikes and a big fucking skull on top of his blood head and riding on the kodo. How hard can it be?

Aching Muffins

I went to causeway to check the prices of the 5610, but apparently I got cheated cuz the prices that singtel shows on their site are WITH 21months contract. They give you a nice small number, without any asterisks or small letters and make you think that that phone is really going for that cheap.

Then I went to make muffins at jens house. Im now an apprentice cook, level 75. The muffins were hard work! Especially when I had to get scolded at jen and ordered around like a slave when even she clearly only had only a little more of an idea of what to do. (Trying to use the stirring machine thingy for powder and choc chips ah...)

I got a headache while waiting for the shit to bake so I went to nap, and jen decided it would be fun to scare me awake. But when she did, I awoke with such a start that she got frightened instead. Stupid girl.

Still have a headache and panadol actifast doesnt work. Painnnnnn.....

Dinner!

Had a little family reunion yesterday, and wow my cousin has really grown up! She looks a little like her mom now. Haha, all of my wong family peeps are so eligible.

The Way We Live

So I was talking to this american friend of mine, Ziad. Hes greek, I think, but living in the US. So we were like, comparing how shitty the phone bills are there for hps. They can go for up to like 40-50 USD per month, while we pay exactly the same number, but in SGD =D.
And, just like down under, its really hard to get about without a car so he and his gf has to pay for fuel, which is really a lot considering the distance you have to travel here and there everyday.

So, be glad for our parents, and be glad for MRT.

Meanwhile, Im starting to fall deeper into the coolness that is Exilia. Its an Italian rock band, female lead. I tried torrenting it but there were only 7 seeders! Seriously, man. All the good bands are under appreciated.

Exilia

In other news Ive hit 100 hits in just 4 days! I didnt know people actually liked to read the shit I spew forth hahaha!
Well, either that or someones been refreshing the page over and over to make me feel loved. LOL. Thats why Ive decided to change statcounter to show unique visits only, starting from now!

Fear Doreen

Dor and I were having a chat, while in the midst of it, I decided that in the spirit of Christmas, I should bestow her with a gift. I wished for a cockroach to fly into her room since she said she was afraid of insects.

Then she retorted with the most venomous curse Ive ever heard in months: "i hope you see a cockroach in your room in the midst of having steamy sex with your love."

I was blown away. Flabbergasted. WTFed. Owned totally because imagine both of us doing it, or about to do it when I see it and I scream like a fucking girl and she never wants to do it with me again and I remain a virgin forever.

I mean, that has to be the single most evil thing I have ever heard and I got totally freaked out. So I told dor that next time, just before me and my gf get into the mood Ill check every fucking nook and cranny in the room, then shut all the windows before I lay a finger on her.

Hows that, bitch? lololol....

Merry Christmas, Faggots!

From the Japanese...

The Problem With Love

See, I was thinking about stuff, and korean dramas popped into my head. Along with this came the term "love triangle". I tried understanding why a love triangle was called as such, but failed. I shall explain why.

A love triangle is said to happen when guy A likes girl B, but girl B likes boy C (Or girl A liking boy B liking girl C). In diagrammatic form, we can represent this as:

Boy A --> Girl B --> Boy C

Now I ask you, how in hell does that look like a triangle to you? Its a fucking line, for goodness sake. If its to look in any way like a triangle, then C would have to be a fag, because C doesnt connect to A, nor anything else!

Now let us take scenario 2, where 2 people of the same sex like the same person of the opposite sex :

Girl A --> Boy B <-- Girl C

Still no triangle. The conclusion from scenario 1 still holds, in a sense that girl C would have to be a les. Either that or girl A is a les.

Hence, it can be concluded that the term "love triangle" is, in itself, flawed. A suggestion for a better name for such a situation would be "deep shit", or "deep shit love". The abbreviation of which would be DSL.

The reason for such a name is that any of the 3 people involved are in deep shit, and should try to extricate themselves from the emotional entanglement as soon as possible, lest they should fall into CDSL, or Chronic Deep Shit Love.

Chronic Deep Shit Love, as its name suggests, can drag on for a horribly long time, and will invariably take increasingly drastic measures to solve.

Pre-Cognitive Dissonance

Okay heres the good news. My mom is going to get a bonus and she wants to spread the love by getting me a new handphone.
Heres the bad news. I dont know which phone to get!

Ahh yes, this is the power of the secret. I do indeed have the catalogue of the universe to choose from, and 3 of them have caught my eye...

The first is my dear Jennifers Razr.


















The second is Anns Samsung. I think its called the ultra 10.9, which would be a horribly stupid name if it is. I love the buttons that are sorta blended into the phone.













The third is Shoes Nokia N76. Or at least, I think her's is an N76. I love the red one, but this looks pinkish so Im slightly turned off.



















From here it is easy to see that I have a fetish for slim flip phones. However, all of them do have something in common: They are absolutely hopeless when it comes to good functions; They are just aesthetically attractive. Whilst I am aware of that fact, I cannot help but be drawn by their beauty.

As of now I am sorta leaning towards the N76, simply because Ive been using my Nokia for 3years, and its just so easy to use. To ask me to change to another totally different interface is, irritating, to say the least. Oh well, we'll see how things go.

WoW News

Today I was raiding with my friends.

Rogue: Whoever can out-dps me wins 3000 gold.

Tank: Whoever pulls aggro from me wins 10% durability loss.

Me: Ownt.


And in other news, heres a stupid singaporean. Check the guild chat.

I Know Life

Some people say gamers have no life, but this isnt actually true. To have no life is to have no passion for something, and if gaming is your passion, then gaming is your life. Its just that the skills required to game are not recognised in society as much as being able to solve complex mathematical conundrums.

Tiger Woods began golfing when he was 2 years old. Does anyone say hes got no life?