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Today I was down at orchard road with a friend, and I noticed something truly harrowing. Everywhere I looked, there were pretty girls. No, thats not the scary part. The scary part was this: They all looked the same!

I dont mean like, 'clones' type of "same". Its just like, they way they dress, the way they put on their make up and just everything they do is so freakily similar.

Its like they all have this idea of what "pretty" is supposed to look like and everyone of them is just going for that look hoping that something good turns out of it.

Which philosopher was it that said that the universe is made up of ideas or templates that formed everything? I cant remember, but like, its pretty much whats happening here. In the end, I was supposed to be looking at them and fantasizing or something, but it got really depressing cuz it just felt I was looking at the same person over and over again.

;p

My friends are sluts. Heres why.

Cockroach Noodles

I think most of you would know of my experiences with this noodle shop in sunplaza that serves cockroaches. That was about 3 years ago, and Ive been boycotting it since.

Recently, however, I noticed a change in management, and things looked a lot cleaner then previously, so I started eating my ban mian again.

Today kinda sucked, cuz just as I was about to put a spoonful into my mouth, I noticed a brown leg inside my spoon. I really really wanted to take the half of the bowl that was left and smash it into the fucking aunties face.

Seriously, this shit can only happen to me.

Stranded

I spent an entire afternoon today baking in the sun in the middle of some forest in Sungei Gedong together with a friend of mine without any water at all. We fed the mosquitoes and talked about women, or just womAn, actually, which is one of the things I really cherish about being single; You get to ask all about other peoples relationships and not have to give a single thing out about yourself because you simply dont have anything to say.

Why were we there in the first place? Well, I was driving my gun to an exercise location when it broke down. And when I say gun, Im not talking about those little peashooters you carry around with you, Im talking about these:


Yes, these five million dollar pieces of crap dont actually work. Theyre just there to give servicemen something to do while they waste two years of their life away. =)

So anyway when the technicians arrived they had a bottle of coolant, but we drank that anyway.

The First New Year

For those of you who really know me, you know I dont go around wishing people Merry Xmas/New Year/Whatever, but I do make it a point to reply smses/texts with at least a "thanks, you too!" because I feel its the least you could do.

Till now, I actually havent wished anyone Happy CNY, because my new year began one month and 15 days ago, and I dont really see what the big deal is. But I did wish someone a happy CNY today, and it was this counter girl at KFC. She had a really gay-lord name: Girlie. No shit. And no, she wasnt really pretty, but she did look very sad. There was this kinda look in her eyes that told the world that nothing was really going right for her, so I thought itd be nice to acknowledge her existence.

She returned my greeting with a smile, and as I left, I noticed she was still smiling.

Yes, I know I have that effect on girls because Im hot, but in all seriousness, I think we dont do the little things often enough.

^-^

Happy Cheena New Year!

Cavana Sucks

The very first time I ate at Cavana was when I was with this bunch of friends and I didnt order anything, so I was just picking at their food and I thought to myself ,"Oh god this sucks so badly." and vowed never ever to go back again.

Unfortunately, because its chinese new year and theres nothing to eat if no ones cooking, the situation changes to something somewhat more ... desperate.

I tried their new chicken lasagne, because Im a sucker for lasagne, and what a sucker I turned out to be. $8.90 for a pieces of HAM inside. They had the cheek to put fucking HAM inside lasagne, and even more to charge me an extra 50cents as a "chinese new year" charge.

Fuck you Cavana, Im boycotting you for life.

Stupid

So i just finished watching my super ex girlfriend, and essentially wasted 2 hours of my life. I dont think ive ever seen a more pointless and predictable show. Its like, do you even need a script for that shit? And i sat through that. I sat through all hundred and twenty minutes of that shit. Well, I dunno if it was 2 hours exactly, but whatever.

Anyway, im mulling over how someone could have lived 20 fucking years on this stupid world and be so emotional. And by emotional I mean so controlled by his emotions.

Its so WEAK.