Saturday, February 28, 2009

Minilyrics

Minilyrics is an addon (plug-in) for winamp. Its so cool, it even has the lyrics for really obscure songs. Let me show you.

They have lyrics to barneys theme song. The lyrics scroll as the song plays.


They have game OSTs. This ones in Mandalorian, from Star Wars: Republic Commando.


They even have it in chinese (which I cant read so this is useless for me anyway).



And jap!

And then this weird thing happen. I think their database was somehow screwed for this song, or maybe I named it wrongly.

"I got the antichrist in the kitchen"?!!
Wtf? How come like stefanie sun suddenly becomes a death metal singer. ROFL

Marley & Me (Spoilers Ahead)

So I went to watch that show, which apparently, according to a friend, was only barely passable. But what to do, the dearest had already booked the tickets. He also said that the ending was a sad one, and I was like, oh thats cool, I can deal with sad endings.

Then when it got to the part when Jennifer Aniston had the stillborn and I was like, SHIT Noooo! cuz I thought the sad part was that she had to die removing the baby. Turns out that it was the stupid dog that had to die. Boy was I relieved. MILFy Jen cant die, but the dog can go anytime. S'not that I hate dogs, I love them, but only the well behaved ones hahah.

Then came the tear-inducing deathbed monologue in the vets. And just when my eyes were about to get a little less dry, the dearest nudged me and leaned over to whisper "ben! see the girl beside me! shes cryyyyyyying!" Then she giggled. And I looked over and the girl was in fact dabbing her eyes with her hanky. Then *I* giggled. Well, I didnt really giggle cuz guys dont giggle. I kinda went "heh heh heh".

And that was how the most touching part of the movie became a laugh riot for us. I think, throughout the rest of the sad part, we were just glancing around laughing at the boyfriends whos tearduct dams broke.

^^

Saturday, February 21, 2009

As far back as I can remember, I have always hated it when I find a nice band with nice music, and then suddenly they began playing it on radio and everyone likes it, then it doesnt seem that nice anymore.

Hoobastanks "Reason" was one. I bought their album long before 98.7 started playing it. Now its the Scripts "Breakeven". What was once nice suddenly became very lacklustre.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Decrepit

Do you know where Sembawang Shopping Center is? Dont confuse it with Sun Plaza, the one beside the mrt. I cycled to ssc today, and its a constant source of amusement that people want to set up shops there, because it is in the middle of nowhere. I do admire their persistence, however futile. Even if the rent was low, you probably cant even pay off the meagre rent if NOBODY comes into your shop right?

Then later on, Officer moses surprised me with a call! I hate to admit it, but I kinda miss him, zy and faggot. They were the 3 people that made BMT bearable for me, or else with all the imbeciles around me Id have just died there and then.

But after he called, I had this feeling that I kinda dont put in enough effort to keep in contact with people I give a shit about. I mean, Ive always known that Im a lazy fuck when it comes to things like this (a characteristic I probably picked up from you-know-who) , but feeling, experiencing the discomfort is like bleah. :(

Day Jah Voo

I just downloaded Call of Duty 4 and I reached the part where my character had to crawl out of a helicopter after it got nuked. Thats when I couldve swore I played the game before. It seemed so familiar, but yet I would have known what, if I played COD before.

Maybe I played that part on nests comp? Or marcuss comp? But why is everything else about the game a blank?

So weirrrrd.

$200 From The Government

Garmen gave all the NS men 200 bucks to throw away, so I threw mine on a PRL long sleeved shirt that Ive been lusting after for 2 weeks or so.

Fun Fact:
Ralph Lauren (born Ralph Lifshitz on October 14, 1939) is an American fashion designer and business executive. He is most notable for his Polo Ralph Lauren clothing brand.
Ralph lift shits??!! Wtffff....

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Artillery

Into artillery I go. I was kinda hoping for Chemical Biological Radiological Explosives but artillery is just fine too, since I have a fetish for huge explosions.

Its not too bad too, since khatib camp is like a few bus stops away from me, but its supposedly the camp where people hear Japanese troops marching at night, so good luck with that. The facility is also kinda ancient, so Im wondering if they have electricity, or whether their toilets can flush.

Hmm.


While this may look like a tank, it is actually an arty piece that I think Ill hopefully be working with.

Because Of You

I was having a convo with one of my BMT doods on msn when he made a comment which really made me LOL =)

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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Protection

Sometimes I feel as though I have a guardian angel shielding and warding all the worldly shit away from me.

How else can I book into camp 20 minutes late just to find out that the nicest sergeant is on duty and not get any extras (extras are like detention in school, just 10x worse)?

Its like I could stride out into a busy road and get knocked down by a bus and lose only a finger. Or skydive without a parachute and land in a cotton factory.

I wouldnt be surprised if I died and whilst I was roaming around as a spirit, found out that everyone has a guardian angel looking after em. Maybe some of them angels are just lazier then others. Or maybe in order for them to give you a helping hand, you need to help yourself first, as the saying goes.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

So I came back from field camp (my final one) and my god there were ants nibbling me to hell every night I slept.

Then today I chanced upon this video, and I thought, omg, this could be what was living underneath me whilst I slept!