After like, 7 weeks in the army I took my virgin trip to the Medical Center. It was nice to see the medics had absolutely no sense of hygiene and the prevalence of nosocomial infections was off the charts cuz all the sick recruits were made to squeeze together nice and tight. This showed that everything was right in the SAF.
It also brightened my heart to find out that we employ superbly skilled doctors to cure our sickly soldiers. They can not only prescribe wart cream for a fever, they can also diagnose your illness within the space of 15 seconds with incredible inaccuracy!
With such adept practitioners of medicine working with us, I have full confidence that not only will the recent spate of deaths in the army continue, it will also bounce up jubilantly to new highs!
Thank you MINDEF! Thank you SAF!
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you are such a bitch you know that!! but i'm truly thankful for it curze at least u still have your warped and wicked sense of humor!
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