Pepperoni's

Just came back from this place called Pepperoni's. Its near NJC or something. I went there with my men, or in non-army terms, my subordinates. Wah, one of them even dressed like Jason Mraz or something. Really up there.

But of course I see their other side in exchange for them seeing mine ;)

Other than that, the food is quite good when you do a price : quality ratio evaluation. Their panna cotta (I never knew it was called panna cotta until today) is really smooth and just sweet enough for me. Their lasagne kinda sucked I think. Pizza Huts' is better.

Kahfee

One of the best times of the weekend is when I sit down in front of my computer with a cuppa Cafe Nova's latte.

But besides saying that coffee is great, Batman: Arkham Asylum is equally great. The hour I spent playing it today was well worth it.

Anyway I have to say this video is what Singaporeans would call "quite steam"

Weird People

Whenever I need to rest my eyes after gaming for so long, I always look out the window. I like doing this because 1.) Theres always nice wind in my face, and 2.) Theres always weird people doing shit.

So this day, there was this fat old woman walking down the path. As she walked along, she made these gestures with her hands that looked like a mime pressing against the wall. Every few meters she walked, she would do it again and again.

There was nothing in her ear, or close to her ear, so she couldnt have been talking on the phone. Her mouth wasnt moving either.

Somehow, that made me think of this weird guy I met at a friend's birthday chalet. He was trying very hard to get us to play a few more games of saboteur (the card game) , but we were afraid of missing the last bus/train. So hard, in fact, that it came across to me as bordering psychotic.

I had this friend with me (whom we shall codename 'dear') that I was going to send back home cuz it was already getting late. Weirdo asked if I would consider a few more games and I replied," That depends on whether dear wants to leave now."

Then he gave me this stunned look and asked," You mean you would make your choice based on one person?" I didnt answer him and quickly looked away. In my heart I was thinking "omg omg omg freakyyyyy".

The poor fellow probably never had a girlfriend or close friend his entire life or something. Well, it may have been freaky then, but its funny retrospectively.

New Song by Within Temptation

Give this song a try!

Utopia

SAF Is A Damn Happening Organisation

Wah, I love the SAF. Everytime in the newspaper. Just recently got kerner or what making sexual advances towards his married subordinate officer. Why I also cannot understand, cuz usually SAF woman damn shit looking one.

Then also got master sargeant go taiwan get run over by car and die. Then the newspaper also say he drunk. Wah, also got unit change their Standard obstacle course results so they can get best unit in the end kena found out. This one also in newspaper.

Then got people run halfway die. Do chin ups halfway also can die.

Maybe I typing this post halfway also collapse and die. Then the headlines will write "SAF serviceman dies naked in front of computer whilst declaring how much he loves the SAF"

You will seriously never see this anywhere else in the world man. You where will find "Microsoft employee dies while programming new software" or what one?

Call Of Pussy

Recently Ive been playing a lot of COD:MW2. Thats pretty much all I do, aside from thinking about how to recoup my $1600USD loss on the stock market as well.

Pretty much the most exciting thing thats happen today was talking to *. I was wondering what I would have for dinner when * messaged me, and I told her that since I couldnt decide what to eat, I might as well have her pussy for dinner. I tried to negotiate a price of $2 for it, because she suggested I get macdelivery but I wasnt willing to pay the delivery charge, so instead of paying a mutt to come over to my place I might as well have pussy.

Unfortunately, $2 wasnt enough. I backed out anyway, because even having eaten pussy, I would STILL have been hungry, because as we all know, you cant literally eat pussy. Maybe in germany they do, because they eat cock there.

Sucky Peppermint

Please please please dont try starbucks' peppermint frap/mocha unless you wanna drink chinese medicine. Thank God I wasnt the one who bought it, haha!

And omg what a brand-whore Ive turned into. I cant believe I spent a three digit sum on a shirt. I think its more like a few cents for the material and the three digits for a crocodile.

Next Ill probably buy a belt with a "G" on it, which will probably cost another fortune. "G" must stand for "goondu".

The Men of Steel

So Im sitting here listening to the Oceans Twelve soundtrack and wondering how the hell am I going to get past this part of NS.

Ive gotten my new batch of men under me, and theyre so disciplined it sets standards so high for me. Its like I have to keep on my toes 24/7. I hardly slept more then 6 hours a day this past week, thank god for christmas.

Oh and anyway, merry christmas dudes and dudettes, guys and gals.

Mr Jie

Haha, I love it when americans think my last name is Jie, since their last name is really at the last part of the name.

Hello Mr Jie, she said. lol

I cant even begin to tell you how hooked i am on Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. So much to do, so much to unlock!

So much has been happening recently. I think Ive decided that Im gonna study at MDIS, which, purportedly, Ris Low studies at. Maybe I can make friends with her so she can make me laugh everyday with her finglish(fucked-up english)! What a joy ride that would be!

See, youre not the only person who can coin retarded words!

Strength

Today was a tough day. Waking up, I felt a abysmal sense of loss, of the seemingly never-ending maze that is NS. We all have these moments, when our emotions just take a nose-dive one day and we feel that everything we do in life is like a 2.4km run that adds 2.4km to the distance every time you thought youve reached the end.

Ive always known, and am glad for the people that I surround myself with. Sometimes when we run out of colour, they always seem to paint the picture of life just fine being as they are. With the exception of the incredibly retarded and useless Mr Lam that Ive mentioned before, the people I bunk with are really not that bad.

Come to think of it, when the new men come in, how are we going to explain to them that third sergeant lam yi rui is useless and cant do anything right?

21

I can still remember on my 20th birthday I was outfield digging my shellscrape and it was around 12 oclock. This friend of mine walked up to me and said happy birthday, and gave me my only present of my 20th birthday, which was a packet of milo. That packet of milo was the best packet of milo I had ever tasted.

This time, on my 21st, what I had was quite a bit of pain. The kind of pain youve been running away from but now you have to face. Quite the event huh.

Got a nice model of an audi R8 for myself and had myself a nice lunch with the Dear. I must must must recommend P.S. Cafe's "PS Burger Club", which is like a sandwich with wagyu beef, cheddar cheese in between bread that tastes and feels like pizza.

I Fucked My First Man!

Well, for starters lets explain how in the army, when you say youve been fucked or that you were fucking someone usually its synonymous with "scold", or "reprimand", so Im definitely still 100% virgin oil, and lets further define "man" as someone of the rank Corporal and below, so Im definitely not a fag.

Ive been a third sergeant for like a few months now, and I havent exactly scolded anyone or came even close to raising my voice at anyone in a manner where I pulled my rank. This because it just isnt my nature to, and because its so much more fun manipulating and machinating their actions and watching them scurrying to do what you want enthusiastically, instead of controlling them through fear alone. Sure, its takes a bit more effort, but much more satisfying.

Youve Failed To Beef It Up

So the auntie at my fav beef store in sun plaza is closing shop. Where else am I going to get huge chunks of beef, rice, veggies and soup for fricking 4.50?

And there goes my regular status haha. I could go stand in the queue and not order anything, and the auntie would know which one I want, cuz I always order "liu hao", or "number six".

I didnt say goodbye. I hate goodbyes even more then I hate hellos.

Burden Unloaded

Some of you may know that I am an archer. Or at least was one. I stopped shooting in the late poly days.

My bow set has since been languishing in the corner of my room. Ive been thinking for a long long time that I should be selling it, or at the very least, give it away. So I left a note on NYP's archery clubs' blog's chat box that I was giving away a free bow and sure enough, someone approached me.

I met him and passed it to him. He mentioned how sweet it was (which I felt was a teeny weeny bit homosexual for a guy to say that) and that he was just wondering how he was going to get the money for the bow.

For one thing, Im glad to be rid of the bow, but for another, I think, its a reminder how we should keep giving. Be it a $200 bow set or a bunch of unused clothes.

Maybe it feels a bit weird that someone like me should preach about something like that, but it only adds an element of hypocrisy, at the very most; it doesnt make what we should be doing any different.

Like, Finally.

After 3 or 4 years of unwavering service, my Diamondback mouse is finally dying. I was sorta beginning to think that this mouse would last me my entire lifetime, which I wouldnt mine cuz it is such a joy to use it.

Razer products really set the standard for gaming peripherals huh.

Bloody CEPAS Shit

If I lost ten thousand brain cells everytime I had to remind myself that I have an extra $3 in my ezlink card, in a few millenia or so I should be able to sue the fuckers for the complete theoretical loss of an organ equivalent to the mass of one brain.

For the whole month of september, I saved 10 dollars. :(

Anyway, I just found out that the artist who did my tattoo for me passed away in a motor accident 11 days after I did my tattoo.

Such a strange coincidence that my tattoo reads "How will you be remembered?" and that my birthday is on the 11th day of the 11th month of the year.

So like what, I jinxed him? Haha! But in all seriousness, brian gave me such a good impression in the short time I knew him. So pleasant and soft spoken... hmm.

The Most Repugnant Little Shit Ever

There is this guy I know, who is the most useless, STD-ridden fleabag Ive ever seen in my life. But knowing life somewhere down the road there'll be someone even worse.

I want all of you to know Lam Yi Rui. Thats his name, and my Disgust for him is so great that it warrants a capital D, as well as the fact that I bother making a post just for him.

Do any of you know someone who goes to shit without toilet paper, then going to bathe immediately after to wash the shit away? I can just imagine the shit trickling down his legs.

Oh not forgetting he has STDs. Hes got these little red spots that form nice little colonies around his hips. Quite a convenient place to have them, if you ask me. So like, youre too poor to buy toilet paper but you have money to buy cigarettes and prostitues. Okay....

So then how about a 21 year old male who acts like a bloody kid and acts cute like a girl? Im not even going to go into that.

Sometimes in life, there are people whom you look at and think to yourself if he/she dropped dead in front of you, whether youd even bat an eyelid.

I wouldnt, for this pig.

Dont really mind if he reads this too, cuz goddamn, its time to change or die. Hopefully the latter.