The New Girl

Her name is the Muvo T200.

Unlike other women you can choose what coloured dresses she wears.

Unlike other women she shuts up when shes told.

Unlike most women you can take off her pants and she wont complain.

She sings to you, plays any musical instrument and knows over 1000 songs. She has a photographic memory and so never forgets anything you ask her to remember.

Shes wearing red today, and shes helping me tell the time.

Ive taken off her pants, but Ive kept her green top on for decency sake. Shes asking me to shut my eyes, but I just cant stop staring.

Her again, in purple.

And the best part seriously, is I dont have to install any fucking iTunes which insists on trying to play shit it cannot play and fucking up my audio/video entertainment.

Fuck you apple, creative just owned your fruity ass.