Monday, February 11, 2008

Smelly Crocs

I went out today, and there was this woman in front of me with some nice smelling perfume. Then it suddenly hit me how irritating it was that I was enjoying the scent but not actually knowing what brand it was. Like, unless youve actually used it before, or have a super memory for smells, its really hard to tell cuz so many women's perfume actually smell the same. They sometimes only have 1 ingredient difference and they market it as a totally new perfume.

I wish we could like, point a cursor a people, or click on them or something and see what buffs they have on them or something.

Then I saw this nice looking, early 30s lady. She looked pretty, but unattractive to me (theres a difference between being pretty and being attractive, like how you can look at a new PS3 game and marvel at the eyecandy graphics but not be in the least stimulated to play it).

Then I eyed her from top to bottom and I spotted something which killed my interest entirely.

Croc shoes!

Omg, that was just really bad. People should just not wear that overpriced, fugly lump of rubber.
Seriously, lady.

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