If you havent gone gold on a cinema before, please do. You dont know what youre missing out! Theres the reclining chair coupled with the leg rest, the service like youre in business class, and frigging BLANKETS just in case youre cold. So be sure to watch action packed movies or the danger of falling asleep is very real!
Not to mention only about 20 people sharing the whole cinema, so even if the people near you talked or made a lot of annoying noises like theyve never seen special effects before, theyre at least a good 2 meters away!
Monday, June 29, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
King Of Pop Popped
Everyone seems to be talking about micheal jacksons fatal heart attack, and all I can say is, at least the children are safe now.
Wacko Jackos constant amusement is gone. Pity.
Wacko Jackos constant amusement is gone. Pity.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Rats
I was walking home today and as I passed along a malay household on the first floor, I saw a rat run inside the house.
"This must be my place!" thought the rat.
hahahah!
"This must be my place!" thought the rat.
hahahah!
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Owned
I went to the games arcade for the first time in years, and I played puzzle fighter with this chick and I got owned. The final score was 2-1 but gdi, it should have been in my favour.
Playing with a joystick is much much harder then with a keyboard, I can guarantee you that. I dont know if my controller was spoilt, but apparently --> + \|/ movement does not equal --> . \|/.
What that means is that, a connected movement like left arrow sliding down to down arrow does not register as two separate movements.
I forgot that ken shouldnt be jabbing, and I forgot morrigans counter colour tiles. Bloody hell she memorised my counter tiles cuz her red was forming there from the beginning. And all I was doing was sucking her titties and getting ass raped ugh.
Playing with a joystick is much much harder then with a keyboard, I can guarantee you that. I dont know if my controller was spoilt, but apparently --> + \|/ movement does not equal --> . \|/.
What that means is that, a connected movement like left arrow sliding down to down arrow does not register as two separate movements.
I forgot that ken shouldnt be jabbing, and I forgot morrigans counter colour tiles. Bloody hell she memorised my counter tiles cuz her red was forming there from the beginning. And all I was doing was sucking her titties and getting ass raped ugh.
Story Of The Week
By Shawn:
After I went out of zouk right, I vomited then I stand there like dizzy like that. Then got one group of malays they looking at me. Then I faster took a taxi go home cuz I scared they rob me.
After I went out of zouk right, I vomited then I stand there like dizzy like that. Then got one group of malays they looking at me. Then I faster took a taxi go home cuz I scared they rob me.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
An Hour, A Day, A WEEK
Weak weak weak some people are so weakkkkkkkkkkk!
Talk so much shit bitch, yeah you can really dish it out but you cant take it!
Weakkkkkkkk!
Talk so much shit bitch, yeah you can really dish it out but you cant take it!
Weakkkkkkkk!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Mind Quiz!!
wah i was playing my mind quiz game on my psp and i realised how much ns has fucked my brain. i totally forgot my multiplication tables (8x6= 64, 9x7=49 lol) and when I did a brain age test Im actually 50 years old! hahaha omg i love that game!
Anyway that camera shop at sembawang mrt just cheated me of 10 bucks. Well, technically I went and got cheated, so it really isnt their fault. I paid 10 bucks for a mini disc with the picture inside, as well as 7 passport sized photos.
Quite a good deal right? Except for the fact that I dont need 7 photos or that fucking disc. Id have happily paid 4 bucks for 4 photos like they used to do. So well yeah, I got my ass cheated. Go ahead and laugh, I hope it makes your miserable day a little better.
Anyway that camera shop at sembawang mrt just cheated me of 10 bucks. Well, technically I went and got cheated, so it really isnt their fault. I paid 10 bucks for a mini disc with the picture inside, as well as 7 passport sized photos.
Quite a good deal right? Except for the fact that I dont need 7 photos or that fucking disc. Id have happily paid 4 bucks for 4 photos like they used to do. So well yeah, I got my ass cheated. Go ahead and laugh, I hope it makes your miserable day a little better.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Infectious
Jen is going off to australia to do her imba 1 year degree. What worries me is that shes going to melbourne, and thats like, pig flu heaven.
Go and dont come back, dearest. ;p
But seriously, if something really does happen, what am I supposed to do? I cant get near you, but there has to be some way I can make sure youre okay. Hai... Ill have to buy you a years supply of like vitamin C effervescence pills or something. Do you prefer those in lemon or orange flavour? lol
Go and dont come back, dearest. ;p
But seriously, if something really does happen, what am I supposed to do? I cant get near you, but there has to be some way I can make sure youre okay. Hai... Ill have to buy you a years supply of like vitamin C effervescence pills or something. Do you prefer those in lemon or orange flavour? lol
Saturday, June 6, 2009
I Make A Good Gigolo
Today was officially the day I joined the 21st Singapore Artillery, my unit. Very unfortunately, they had another initiation ceremony for new specialists :( This one was for joining alpha battery.
(21SA, a battalion, is split into three batteries, alpha, bravo and charlie. The beer episode was for joining 21SA. This tale Im about to tell is about joining alpha.)
The lao jiao specs took us on a tour of the camp after the battery commanders warm welcome of a pizza hut/KFC treat. I wasnt suspicious then; I just wondered why we were doing that since they knew that as trainees, we had ALREADY spent 3 months in kranji camp. Then they took us to a training shed under the pretence of wanting to talk to us.
There was a 2nd lieutenant there. He got us to sit down and asked the senior specs to stand behind us, and once we were all comfortable, he did something that puzzled me.
He turned around and shouted, "MOVE TO FIRING POINT NOW!" I was kinda stunned until I heard voices shouting and people running towards us with water bags, shaving cream and god knows what else.
I thought "fuck" and got up to run. Im rather proud of the fact that I was the first person in my group of 7 newcomers to actually realise what was coming and REACT. It didnt really matter though, cuz the specs were standing behind us, sandwiching us and the mob.
They pinned me down and the only thought that went through my mind at that time, was that I had already put on my night time Vichy/LaRoche routine of toner/moisturiser/vitamin c, and that if I got shit like kiwi on my face, I would get REALLY REALLY pissed.
Well, being a good sport, I had to pretend to laugh and struggle a little bit as I was doused with cold water, scrubbed with kiwi, drawn with markers and some fucker was happily spraying shaving cream INTO my mouth. Me pretending to do that is like a whore pretending your small dick gives them pleasure.
That was when I felt like a prostitute LOL!
So anyways the men started turning on themselves cuz 3 of them were going to ORD, and I guess they had a party for the ORD peeps just before they left for civilian life. After they got raped, our battery comm really did come down and check if we were okay.
At the end I had to re-bathe and fucking put on all my vichy AGAIN. ANNOYING!
(21SA, a battalion, is split into three batteries, alpha, bravo and charlie. The beer episode was for joining 21SA. This tale Im about to tell is about joining alpha.)
The lao jiao specs took us on a tour of the camp after the battery commanders warm welcome of a pizza hut/KFC treat. I wasnt suspicious then; I just wondered why we were doing that since they knew that as trainees, we had ALREADY spent 3 months in kranji camp. Then they took us to a training shed under the pretence of wanting to talk to us.
There was a 2nd lieutenant there. He got us to sit down and asked the senior specs to stand behind us, and once we were all comfortable, he did something that puzzled me.
He turned around and shouted, "MOVE TO FIRING POINT NOW!" I was kinda stunned until I heard voices shouting and people running towards us with water bags, shaving cream and god knows what else.
I thought "fuck" and got up to run. Im rather proud of the fact that I was the first person in my group of 7 newcomers to actually realise what was coming and REACT. It didnt really matter though, cuz the specs were standing behind us, sandwiching us and the mob.
They pinned me down and the only thought that went through my mind at that time, was that I had already put on my night time Vichy/LaRoche routine of toner/moisturiser/vitamin c, and that if I got shit like kiwi on my face, I would get REALLY REALLY pissed.
Well, being a good sport, I had to pretend to laugh and struggle a little bit as I was doused with cold water, scrubbed with kiwi, drawn with markers and some fucker was happily spraying shaving cream INTO my mouth. Me pretending to do that is like a whore pretending your small dick gives them pleasure.
That was when I felt like a prostitute LOL!
So anyways the men started turning on themselves cuz 3 of them were going to ORD, and I guess they had a party for the ORD peeps just before they left for civilian life. After they got raped, our battery comm really did come down and check if we were okay.
At the end I had to re-bathe and fucking put on all my vichy AGAIN. ANNOYING!
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Puke Streak
I do solemly and sincerely sweat that no alcohol shall ever touch these lips of mine ever again. IN MY LIFE!
My new captain coerced me to chug down a mug of beer in 20 fucking seconds, and my tolerance for alcohol is like, zilch. Well, it wasnt really coercion, it was just part of some stupid hi-welcome-to-my-lame-unit ceremony that apparently everyone has to go through.
Anyway, I was stoned to hell and knocked out on the mess room floor a few minutes after the drink, then had a merlion when my guys woke me up to go back to the bunk. I slept fitfully till 1am, where I woke and had another merlion, tried to go back to sleep and had my final merlion of the day. Thats three times folks!
I cant ever forget the puke gushing out from my nostrils, and my watering eyes, god it felt like I was gonna regurgitate my eyeballs as well. Never again shall I feel that, for I shall forever live in mortal fear of alcohol. I seriously cant remember the last time I puked....maybe 4 years ago?
Streak broken :(
My new captain coerced me to chug down a mug of beer in 20 fucking seconds, and my tolerance for alcohol is like, zilch. Well, it wasnt really coercion, it was just part of some stupid hi-welcome-to-my-lame-unit ceremony that apparently everyone has to go through.
Anyway, I was stoned to hell and knocked out on the mess room floor a few minutes after the drink, then had a merlion when my guys woke me up to go back to the bunk. I slept fitfully till 1am, where I woke and had another merlion, tried to go back to sleep and had my final merlion of the day. Thats three times folks!
I cant ever forget the puke gushing out from my nostrils, and my watering eyes, god it felt like I was gonna regurgitate my eyeballs as well. Never again shall I feel that, for I shall forever live in mortal fear of alcohol. I seriously cant remember the last time I puked....maybe 4 years ago?
Streak broken :(
Sizing Me Up
I like how the men of Singapore like to size you up by looking at your shoulders when youre in uniform. Whos-rank-is-bigger is the name of the game. I also like to see the "humph" look on their face when they see a third sergeant instead of just any Man.
its cool how you can sorta tell a Singaporean from a foreigner by the way they do that. A trained nsman does that to know who and how to greet a superior. The angmohs just stare at the uniform.
its cool how you can sorta tell a Singaporean from a foreigner by the way they do that. A trained nsman does that to know who and how to greet a superior. The angmohs just stare at the uniform.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Green Is The Colour Of The Day
I was the mrt on the way home when I saw, hiding behind someone, HER.
She had beautiful eyes that drooped ever so slightly, the way someone does when, because of her extreme intellect, is weary of the ennui of the world. Her arms were folded across her chest, like she couldnt give a damn about all the infidels that surrounded Her Royal Highness. Her glossy lips were pursed, like your existence is an annoyance to her.
So.
Turned.
On.
I LIKE!
Bye, queen in green (rhymes)! Ill always remember (always remember for 2 weeks or so) how you brightened up my day!
She had beautiful eyes that drooped ever so slightly, the way someone does when, because of her extreme intellect, is weary of the ennui of the world. Her arms were folded across her chest, like she couldnt give a damn about all the infidels that surrounded Her Royal Highness. Her glossy lips were pursed, like your existence is an annoyance to her.
So.
Turned.
On.
I LIKE!
Bye, queen in green (rhymes)! Ill always remember (always remember for 2 weeks or so) how you brightened up my day!
Saturday, May 23, 2009
iDiOt
Guess who thought he was booking a ticket to sit at the back?
Im gonna be looking at who sits here so I can laugh at him.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Return Of The Neh Neh
I met the dua neh bu jia ling today at the mrt. We made eye contact before her eyes darted away first. That much hasnt changed huh? So typical of her.
Friday, May 15, 2009
The Different Faces
Sometime toward the end of every course I tend to get a little sick of everyone. Whether its small ones like jls incessant need to drive away his insecurities about being the only nitec here, or the more huge ones like kennys existence, it all just starts to weigh down.
Maybe its because people think that this will be the last I see of him/her anyway, and therefore it makes it okay to treasure them a little less. True colours start to show, and I start to think that maybe its nice to keep knowing new people, so that at least, they all bother to pretend to be nice.
Hmm. But still, its only pretending.
Maybe its because people think that this will be the last I see of him/her anyway, and therefore it makes it okay to treasure them a little less. True colours start to show, and I start to think that maybe its nice to keep knowing new people, so that at least, they all bother to pretend to be nice.
Hmm. But still, its only pretending.
Gripped
Ive been gripped by this unquenchable urge to play Kingdom Hearts 2. A very unfortunate urge, seeing as to how I no longer own a PS2.
:(
:(
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Friday, May 8, 2009
Q: What happens when a 30 ton tank reverses all of a sudden in a convoy and hits the land rover behind it?
A: It smashes the front of the land rover and drags it along all the way until it stops. If it drags long enough, it hits the second land rover behind the first.
Q: What do you do hear if youre inside a 30 ton armoured vehicle and you ram into a land rover while reversing?
A: You hear a small "thud".
Q: What do you do when you open the rear door of the armoured vehicle and you see headlights staring back at you?
A: You ask yourself if youre in a dream, and when you realize that youre not, you start to pray really hard.
A: It smashes the front of the land rover and drags it along all the way until it stops. If it drags long enough, it hits the second land rover behind the first.
Q: What do you do hear if youre inside a 30 ton armoured vehicle and you ram into a land rover while reversing?
A: You hear a small "thud".
Q: What do you do when you open the rear door of the armoured vehicle and you see headlights staring back at you?
A: You ask yourself if youre in a dream, and when you realize that youre not, you start to pray really hard.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Fucking Spiders
No, this post is not about the lame fighting spiders epic fail drama that channel 5 recently released. Its about walking headlong into thin lines that seem like spider webs. I dont really know what they are, and everyone says they are spider webs. We've all walked into them before, so you know what Im talking about.
The question is, why is it that we always walk into ONE strand of web, that is, if it really IS a web? Why is it that we never ever see it before it ends up on our faces (unobservant?)? And what kind of spider would seriously be fucking stupid enough to string/spin a web across a bloody CORRIDOR for goodness sake. And Im pretty sure the places that I always get caught in have people walking past often enough not to let webs collect. Maybe spiders are really quick web makers. I think they are; saw it in a documentary somewhere.
Oh well spiders wernt the smartest insects to begin with. Spin a web and wait. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy. This is all, of course, assuming they arnt cum strands or anything, but in fact are spider web lines.
The question is, why is it that we always walk into ONE strand of web, that is, if it really IS a web? Why is it that we never ever see it before it ends up on our faces (unobservant?)? And what kind of spider would seriously be fucking stupid enough to string/spin a web across a bloody CORRIDOR for goodness sake. And Im pretty sure the places that I always get caught in have people walking past often enough not to let webs collect. Maybe spiders are really quick web makers. I think they are; saw it in a documentary somewhere.
Oh well spiders wernt the smartest insects to begin with. Spin a web and wait. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy. This is all, of course, assuming they arnt cum strands or anything, but in fact are spider web lines.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Let Down
You know, itd save me a lot of trouble if you just told me straight in the face that you didnt want to help me. Im fine with it "bro", I really am.
That way, I can stop wasting my time waiting for an answer that I kinda already know, as well as stop wasting my time on you like, for any other time after.
Seriously tho, whats so hard about me taking a look at some bloody course notes?
That way, I can stop wasting my time waiting for an answer that I kinda already know, as well as stop wasting my time on you like, for any other time after.
Seriously tho, whats so hard about me taking a look at some bloody course notes?
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