Goh Keng Swee is obviously not the main focus of this picture can.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Misadventures Of Me
I went to Dr Henrys for a gathering. His place is at the NYP apartments area. I left at 11, so all the gates were closed, and I honest to goodness couldnt remember how to get out. I swear that place feels more like its trying to keep people in rather then keep people out.
That was when I noticed one area where the shelter was much lower then the other areas (the entire area from NYP to YCK MRT is sheltered), and that the shelter led over the fence.
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;)
;)
;)
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yep thats right, I climbed on TOP of the fucking shelter, and duck-walked over the fence under the cover of darkness. Man, being in NS for too long really makes you fearless (as well as make you lose your mind).
Once I was over the fence, I ninja jumped down.... and sprained my wrist in the process. This was witnessed by a female student. She gave me a "OMG YOU MUST BE BATMAN" face, but I pretended not to notice because Batman is cool.
So anyways, that was prolly the most exciting event of the entire week. :)
That was when I noticed one area where the shelter was much lower then the other areas (the entire area from NYP to YCK MRT is sheltered), and that the shelter led over the fence.
;)
;)
;)
;)
;)
yep thats right, I climbed on TOP of the fucking shelter, and duck-walked over the fence under the cover of darkness. Man, being in NS for too long really makes you fearless (as well as make you lose your mind).
Once I was over the fence, I ninja jumped down.... and sprained my wrist in the process. This was witnessed by a female student. She gave me a "OMG YOU MUST BE BATMAN" face, but I pretended not to notice because Batman is cool.
So anyways, that was prolly the most exciting event of the entire week. :)
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Direction
Yes! Now I have a direct bus right to changi airport at my doorstep.
The world prepares for my france trip muahaha.
Anyway, Im still waiting for the malay man who lives 4 doors away to die of lung cancer cuz he keeps peeing and smoking in the lift. Im also waiting for my sergeant major to die in a car accident, cuz he asked me to wear my number 1 to go do a parade while I had a 39°C fever.
Why have mercy on those who have none for you?
The world prepares for my france trip muahaha.
Anyway, Im still waiting for the malay man who lives 4 doors away to die of lung cancer cuz he keeps peeing and smoking in the lift. Im also waiting for my sergeant major to die in a car accident, cuz he asked me to wear my number 1 to go do a parade while I had a 39°C fever.
Why have mercy on those who have none for you?
Monday, May 24, 2010
GKS
Busy these few days with Goh Keng Swees funeral. Yes, i was part of it, and bloody CNA only took my back shot. That means that particular news segment was very badly filmed, because their main actor was not even in the scenes. Its like a porn movie filmed without seeing the main actress's face.
The drive past from parliament to the conference building was quite cool and weird all at the same time. There were people who probably didnt even know who died and were putting their hands together, and aunties who were saluting awkwardly as we drove past. I wanted to laugh, but then thought to myself," wow maybe itd be nice if I died and aunties would salute to me."
I mean, its not that I have an auntie-fetish. Its just kinda strange how a complete stranger could inspire such patriotism.
Very interesting.
The drive past from parliament to the conference building was quite cool and weird all at the same time. There were people who probably didnt even know who died and were putting their hands together, and aunties who were saluting awkwardly as we drove past. I wanted to laugh, but then thought to myself," wow maybe itd be nice if I died and aunties would salute to me."
I mean, its not that I have an auntie-fetish. Its just kinda strange how a complete stranger could inspire such patriotism.
Very interesting.
Monday, May 17, 2010
Worst Weekend
Ending is the worst weekend every of the year. It started with a 39°C fever, diarrhea, and a bunch of stupid medics. The medical center seriously has no prioritization going on. Some dumbfuck lance corporals who were laughing so happily were somehow more important then a bloody 3rd Sergeant who was about to pass out from a fever.
I was given an MC, but what good is an MC when youre too weak to go home?
And back home, oh god back home was the worst. I was like a bird back home. No not free like a bird. I shat like a bird and peed like a bird. Thats right, for some reason my dick wasnt working, and my shit and pee all came out through the same place. What fun!
And just like this, my entire weekend was spend shitting and sleeping. As far as Im concerned, if I didnt spend more then half of it killing shit on my computer or playing stocks, then Ive WASTED it.
GDI!
I was given an MC, but what good is an MC when youre too weak to go home?
And back home, oh god back home was the worst. I was like a bird back home. No not free like a bird. I shat like a bird and peed like a bird. Thats right, for some reason my dick wasnt working, and my shit and pee all came out through the same place. What fun!
And just like this, my entire weekend was spend shitting and sleeping. As far as Im concerned, if I didnt spend more then half of it killing shit on my computer or playing stocks, then Ive WASTED it.
GDI!
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Butterfly
Little tommy was a boy, a child of thirteen
When he saw a cocoon, as small as a bean.
Picking it up, he thought to himself,
"In my hands I hold, a small piece of magic.
For life is as such, so fragile and tragic."
On a shelf he placed it, and for hours he'd stare
With a deep rooted love, that none could compare.
All this while, he thought to himself,
"What a beauty she'll be, how graceful and strong"
But he'd never imagine, how things could go wrong.
The day finally came, when her birth was at hand
the cage would chip, it was going as planned,
yet something felt wrong, something he noticed.
"Her cage is too strong, she cant break out.
I need to help her, of that theres no doubt!"
Gently he'd peel, the confines of her prison
And she spread her wings, like Jesus arisen.
Triumphant, he cried out loud,
"Welcome, my break from my routine,
for too long Ive been like a machine."
Not hearing him, she staggered forward,
Legs unsteady, going onward.
Then she stopped, wings hanging by her side
and a chill filled him deep inside.
Swaying slightly, she collapsed suddenly
This queen, once so heavenly,
was now so still, so still.
I think, maybe, the day we realise that the precious things we thought would last forever wouldnt, because there IS no such thing as forever, no matter how hard you try to force it, thatd be the greatest let down of our lives.
When he saw a cocoon, as small as a bean.
Picking it up, he thought to himself,
"In my hands I hold, a small piece of magic.
For life is as such, so fragile and tragic."
On a shelf he placed it, and for hours he'd stare
With a deep rooted love, that none could compare.
All this while, he thought to himself,
"What a beauty she'll be, how graceful and strong"
But he'd never imagine, how things could go wrong.
The day finally came, when her birth was at hand
the cage would chip, it was going as planned,
yet something felt wrong, something he noticed.
"Her cage is too strong, she cant break out.
I need to help her, of that theres no doubt!"
Gently he'd peel, the confines of her prison
And she spread her wings, like Jesus arisen.
Triumphant, he cried out loud,
"Welcome, my break from my routine,
for too long Ive been like a machine."
Not hearing him, she staggered forward,
Legs unsteady, going onward.
Then she stopped, wings hanging by her side
and a chill filled him deep inside.
Swaying slightly, she collapsed suddenly
This queen, once so heavenly,
was now so still, so still.
I think, maybe, the day we realise that the precious things we thought would last forever wouldnt, because there IS no such thing as forever, no matter how hard you try to force it, thatd be the greatest let down of our lives.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Anticipation
In anticipation of the future, my ord is one thing, but the best part is that I get what Ive wanted for so long: A getaway from singapore, and one into Europe, no less.
My mom just confirmed that Ill be joining them in france for 2 months, with a intermittent trip to england to visit her friends. Its seriously more then I could have ever dreamed of.
I think its time to get a digi-cam.
My mom just confirmed that Ill be joining them in france for 2 months, with a intermittent trip to england to visit her friends. Its seriously more then I could have ever dreamed of.
I think its time to get a digi-cam.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Why Does Mr Beans Grass Jelly Drink Taste So Heavenly?
I am so disappointed with command and conquer 4 man. I mean, theres shit, and theres cnc4. Its actually hard to find something about the game that I actually like. Theres nothing original, and Kane's final goodbye was so bleah I kinda felt disgusted with myself for wasting so much time just to see how it ended.
And then theres Clash of the Titans, which is another shit movie. The acting was bad, the plot was rushed, and three words more: Deus ex machina. Like, so many of them.
Shit, I think I need to buy something branded to make my life more purposeful.
And then theres Clash of the Titans, which is another shit movie. The acting was bad, the plot was rushed, and three words more: Deus ex machina. Like, so many of them.
Shit, I think I need to buy something branded to make my life more purposeful.
Monday, April 5, 2010
It just hit me that I wasnt really sure about my journey to SIM. As in, it isnt SIM itself, but rather the 2nd diploma that I would have to take in order to get the degree I want. In terms of time, this really isnt a problem since in total itd only take about 2.5 - 3 years, roughly the same as any other degree.
Its just that, I want it to be perfect. I want everything to be perfect. But because I know how life sucks and nothing can be perfect, I want it to be as close to perfect as it can, and somehow, it doesnt feel there yet.
Its just that, I want it to be perfect. I want everything to be perfect. But because I know how life sucks and nothing can be perfect, I want it to be as close to perfect as it can, and somehow, it doesnt feel there yet.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Readers Digest Is Stupid
Readers digest keeps sending me their sweepstakes nonsense, and Ive been repeatedly sending them emails to stop flooding my snail-mail box. Today I just got so sick of it I sent them the following mail.
My name is Madam Lee Ngai Wah, and for the third fucking time, I would like you to stop sending me your sweepstakes bullshit. Dont ask for my IC number or anything as though you morons dont have it, because Ive given it to you twice already.
If I get another of your sweepstakes in my mail, I might have to succumb to my tendencies towards arson.
Yours sincerely,
Madam Lee Ngai Wah
Where the name in the mail is my mom :P hahahaah
My name is Madam Lee Ngai Wah, and for the third fucking time, I would like you to stop sending me your sweepstakes bullshit. Dont ask for my IC number or anything as though you morons dont have it, because Ive given it to you twice already.
If I get another of your sweepstakes in my mail, I might have to succumb to my tendencies towards arson.
Yours sincerely,
Madam Lee Ngai Wah
Where the name in the mail is my mom :P hahahaah
Saturday, March 13, 2010
NDP!
The bad news begins with the fact that Ive been coerced into taking part in this years NDP. Im not actually going to be part of the parade itself, but Ill be driving my primus around some dumb neighbourhood, where hopefully I can conduct live experiments on "TANK VS TOYOTA".
Because Im going to be going around on public roads, I was required to take some Highway Code test, which is kinda the army equivalent of the Basic Theory Test (its not interchangable though).
My sergeant major, whos a complete numbskull, told me and my guys I was to go to Kaki Bukit camp for some lessons, after which we would take the test. Therefore, upon reaching there, I wasnt really surprised when the guy in charge told us there WOULDNT be any lessons or anything to study for before the test, which was essentially his way of saying ,"Tough luck, biatches."
I obviously began planning to retake the test, but boy what came out was a complete surprise.
In a class of 30++ (some of them were drivers by vocation, others were suay-bongs like me who were from armour doing the driving like me), only 3 people passed. And out of these 3 people all of them were on their 2nd attempt at the test.
I scored the WORST, with like 54/100. I dont think Ive ever been last in class before. But technically there wasnt any class to begin with. Its like, Ive never been last in class before! lol
That reminded me of the time I scored an 1/25 for some A-math test, but there was this dude with a 0. That was really a classic lol moment.
Because Im going to be going around on public roads, I was required to take some Highway Code test, which is kinda the army equivalent of the Basic Theory Test (its not interchangable though).
My sergeant major, whos a complete numbskull, told me and my guys I was to go to Kaki Bukit camp for some lessons, after which we would take the test. Therefore, upon reaching there, I wasnt really surprised when the guy in charge told us there WOULDNT be any lessons or anything to study for before the test, which was essentially his way of saying ,"Tough luck, biatches."
I obviously began planning to retake the test, but boy what came out was a complete surprise.
In a class of 30++ (some of them were drivers by vocation, others were suay-bongs like me who were from armour doing the driving like me), only 3 people passed. And out of these 3 people all of them were on their 2nd attempt at the test.
I scored the WORST, with like 54/100. I dont think Ive ever been last in class before. But technically there wasnt any class to begin with. Its like, Ive never been last in class before! lol
That reminded me of the time I scored an 1/25 for some A-math test, but there was this dude with a 0. That was really a classic lol moment.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Elderly Couple Rocking At The Piano
OMG OMG YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT
Description: An elderly couple walked into the lobby of the Mayo Clinic for a checkup and spotted a piano. They've been married for 62 years and he'll be 90 this year. Check out this impromptu performance. We are only as old as we feel, it's all attitude. Enjoy! They certainly do
Best performance of the year, nuff' said.
Description: An elderly couple walked into the lobby of the Mayo Clinic for a checkup and spotted a piano. They've been married for 62 years and he'll be 90 this year. Check out this impromptu performance. We are only as old as we feel, it's all attitude. Enjoy! They certainly do
Best performance of the year, nuff' said.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Format Females
Today I was down at orchard road with a friend, and I noticed something truly harrowing. Everywhere I looked, there were pretty girls. No, thats not the scary part. The scary part was this: They all looked the same!
I dont mean like, 'clones' type of "same". Its just like, they way they dress, the way they put on their make up and just everything they do is so freakily similar.
Its like they all have this idea of what "pretty" is supposed to look like and everyone of them is just going for that look hoping that something good turns out of it.
Which philosopher was it that said that the universe is made up of ideas or templates that formed everything? I cant remember, but like, its pretty much whats happening here. In the end, I was supposed to be looking at them and fantasizing or something, but it got really depressing cuz it just felt I was looking at the same person over and over again.
I dont mean like, 'clones' type of "same". Its just like, they way they dress, the way they put on their make up and just everything they do is so freakily similar.
Its like they all have this idea of what "pretty" is supposed to look like and everyone of them is just going for that look hoping that something good turns out of it.
Which philosopher was it that said that the universe is made up of ideas or templates that formed everything? I cant remember, but like, its pretty much whats happening here. In the end, I was supposed to be looking at them and fantasizing or something, but it got really depressing cuz it just felt I was looking at the same person over and over again.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Cockroach Noodles
I think most of you would know of my experiences with this noodle shop in sunplaza that serves cockroaches. That was about 3 years ago, and Ive been boycotting it since.
Recently, however, I noticed a change in management, and things looked a lot cleaner then previously, so I started eating my ban mian again.
Today kinda sucked, cuz just as I was about to put a spoonful into my mouth, I noticed a brown leg inside my spoon. I really really wanted to take the half of the bowl that was left and smash it into the fucking aunties face.
Seriously, this shit can only happen to me.
Recently, however, I noticed a change in management, and things looked a lot cleaner then previously, so I started eating my ban mian again.
Today kinda sucked, cuz just as I was about to put a spoonful into my mouth, I noticed a brown leg inside my spoon. I really really wanted to take the half of the bowl that was left and smash it into the fucking aunties face.
Seriously, this shit can only happen to me.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Stranded
I spent an entire afternoon today baking in the sun in the middle of some forest in Sungei Gedong together with a friend of mine without any water at all. We fed the mosquitoes and talked about women, or just womAn, actually, which is one of the things I really cherish about being single; You get to ask all about other peoples relationships and not have to give a single thing out about yourself because you simply dont have anything to say.
Why were we there in the first place? Well, I was driving my gun to an exercise location when it broke down. And when I say gun, Im not talking about those little peashooters you carry around with you, Im talking about these:
Yes, these five million dollar pieces of crap dont actually work. Theyre just there to give servicemen something to do while they waste two years of their life away. =)
So anyway when the technicians arrived they had a bottle of coolant, but we drank that anyway.
Why were we there in the first place? Well, I was driving my gun to an exercise location when it broke down. And when I say gun, Im not talking about those little peashooters you carry around with you, Im talking about these:
Yes, these five million dollar pieces of crap dont actually work. Theyre just there to give servicemen something to do while they waste two years of their life away. =)
So anyway when the technicians arrived they had a bottle of coolant, but we drank that anyway.
Monday, February 15, 2010
The First New Year
For those of you who really know me, you know I dont go around wishing people Merry Xmas/New Year/Whatever, but I do make it a point to reply smses/texts with at least a "thanks, you too!" because I feel its the least you could do.
Till now, I actually havent wished anyone Happy CNY, because my new year began one month and 15 days ago, and I dont really see what the big deal is. But I did wish someone a happy CNY today, and it was this counter girl at KFC. She had a really gay-lord name: Girlie. No shit. And no, she wasnt really pretty, but she did look very sad. There was this kinda look in her eyes that told the world that nothing was really going right for her, so I thought itd be nice to acknowledge her existence.
She returned my greeting with a smile, and as I left, I noticed she was still smiling.
Yes, I know I have that effect on girls because Im hot, but in all seriousness, I think we dont do the little things often enough.
^-^
Happy Cheena New Year!
Till now, I actually havent wished anyone Happy CNY, because my new year began one month and 15 days ago, and I dont really see what the big deal is. But I did wish someone a happy CNY today, and it was this counter girl at KFC. She had a really gay-lord name: Girlie. No shit. And no, she wasnt really pretty, but she did look very sad. There was this kinda look in her eyes that told the world that nothing was really going right for her, so I thought itd be nice to acknowledge her existence.
She returned my greeting with a smile, and as I left, I noticed she was still smiling.
Yes, I know I have that effect on girls because Im hot, but in all seriousness, I think we dont do the little things often enough.
^-^
Happy Cheena New Year!
Cavana Sucks
The very first time I ate at Cavana was when I was with this bunch of friends and I didnt order anything, so I was just picking at their food and I thought to myself ,"Oh god this sucks so badly." and vowed never ever to go back again.
Unfortunately, because its chinese new year and theres nothing to eat if no ones cooking, the situation changes to something somewhat more ... desperate.
I tried their new chicken lasagne, because Im a sucker for lasagne, and what a sucker I turned out to be. $8.90 for a pieces of HAM inside. They had the cheek to put fucking HAM inside lasagne, and even more to charge me an extra 50cents as a "chinese new year" charge.
Fuck you Cavana, Im boycotting you for life.
Unfortunately, because its chinese new year and theres nothing to eat if no ones cooking, the situation changes to something somewhat more ... desperate.
I tried their new chicken lasagne, because Im a sucker for lasagne, and what a sucker I turned out to be. $8.90 for a pieces of HAM inside. They had the cheek to put fucking HAM inside lasagne, and even more to charge me an extra 50cents as a "chinese new year" charge.
Fuck you Cavana, Im boycotting you for life.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Stupid
So i just finished watching my super ex girlfriend, and essentially wasted 2 hours of my life. I dont think ive ever seen a more pointless and predictable show. Its like, do you even need a script for that shit? And i sat through that. I sat through all hundred and twenty minutes of that shit. Well, I dunno if it was 2 hours exactly, but whatever.
Anyway, im mulling over how someone could have lived 20 fucking years on this stupid world and be so emotional. And by emotional I mean so controlled by his emotions.
Its so WEAK.
Anyway, im mulling over how someone could have lived 20 fucking years on this stupid world and be so emotional. And by emotional I mean so controlled by his emotions.
Its so WEAK.
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