Readers digest keeps sending me their sweepstakes nonsense, and Ive been repeatedly sending them emails to stop flooding my snail-mail box. Today I just got so sick of it I sent them the following mail.
My name is Madam Lee Ngai Wah, and for the third fucking time, I would like you to stop sending me your sweepstakes bullshit. Dont ask for my IC number or anything as though you morons dont have it, because Ive given it to you twice already.
If I get another of your sweepstakes in my mail, I might have to succumb to my tendencies towards arson.
Yours sincerely,
Madam Lee Ngai Wah
Where the name in the mail is my mom :P hahahaah
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Saturday, March 13, 2010
NDP!
The bad news begins with the fact that Ive been coerced into taking part in this years NDP. Im not actually going to be part of the parade itself, but Ill be driving my primus around some dumb neighbourhood, where hopefully I can conduct live experiments on "TANK VS TOYOTA".
Because Im going to be going around on public roads, I was required to take some Highway Code test, which is kinda the army equivalent of the Basic Theory Test (its not interchangable though).
My sergeant major, whos a complete numbskull, told me and my guys I was to go to Kaki Bukit camp for some lessons, after which we would take the test. Therefore, upon reaching there, I wasnt really surprised when the guy in charge told us there WOULDNT be any lessons or anything to study for before the test, which was essentially his way of saying ,"Tough luck, biatches."
I obviously began planning to retake the test, but boy what came out was a complete surprise.
In a class of 30++ (some of them were drivers by vocation, others were suay-bongs like me who were from armour doing the driving like me), only 3 people passed. And out of these 3 people all of them were on their 2nd attempt at the test.
I scored the WORST, with like 54/100. I dont think Ive ever been last in class before. But technically there wasnt any class to begin with. Its like, Ive never been last in class before! lol
That reminded me of the time I scored an 1/25 for some A-math test, but there was this dude with a 0. That was really a classic lol moment.
Because Im going to be going around on public roads, I was required to take some Highway Code test, which is kinda the army equivalent of the Basic Theory Test (its not interchangable though).
My sergeant major, whos a complete numbskull, told me and my guys I was to go to Kaki Bukit camp for some lessons, after which we would take the test. Therefore, upon reaching there, I wasnt really surprised when the guy in charge told us there WOULDNT be any lessons or anything to study for before the test, which was essentially his way of saying ,"Tough luck, biatches."
I obviously began planning to retake the test, but boy what came out was a complete surprise.
In a class of 30++ (some of them were drivers by vocation, others were suay-bongs like me who were from armour doing the driving like me), only 3 people passed. And out of these 3 people all of them were on their 2nd attempt at the test.
I scored the WORST, with like 54/100. I dont think Ive ever been last in class before. But technically there wasnt any class to begin with. Its like, Ive never been last in class before! lol
That reminded me of the time I scored an 1/25 for some A-math test, but there was this dude with a 0. That was really a classic lol moment.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Elderly Couple Rocking At The Piano
OMG OMG YOU HAVE TO CHECK THIS OUT
Description: An elderly couple walked into the lobby of the Mayo Clinic for a checkup and spotted a piano. They've been married for 62 years and he'll be 90 this year. Check out this impromptu performance. We are only as old as we feel, it's all attitude. Enjoy! They certainly do
Best performance of the year, nuff' said.
Description: An elderly couple walked into the lobby of the Mayo Clinic for a checkup and spotted a piano. They've been married for 62 years and he'll be 90 this year. Check out this impromptu performance. We are only as old as we feel, it's all attitude. Enjoy! They certainly do
Best performance of the year, nuff' said.
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